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[commotiocordis]

Dear Ms. Tena.

If you make out with one (or more) of the girls in one (or both) of the next two Harry Potter movies, I'll send you 10 real American dollars by post. With box large enough for return post of self.

Love, Alexandria. And Sam.

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[veils.livejournal.com]

lol add my name to that letter.

[crashcart9.livejournal.com]

Kay. But the address on the box is my house. That'll kill two birds with one stone, because then you have to come visit.

[chaosity.livejournal.com]

I HAVE A LETTER OF MY OWN.

Dear Ms. Tena. Tonks

Please come to my house, trip on my coat stand, and then sex me. I don't have much to offer except a sex drive that will not cease in your presence. And lots of inappropriate touching and cuddling.

Love, Cathryn.

PS. I'LL SEND YOU 26 REAL AUSTRALIAN DOLLARS, 1 DOLLAR AND 20 CENTS IN CANADIAN DOLLARS, 25 CENTS IN AMERICAN DOLLARS, ONE BRITISH POUND, AND 70 REAL NEW ZEALAND DOLLARS. PLUS RANDOM FOREIGN CHANGE.

[crashcart9.livejournal.com]

I WANT MY NAME ON THAT ONE TOO. Because, sorry Nat, Tonks pwns.

[chaosity.livejournal.com]

"Dear Tonks

Please come to my house, trip on my coat stand, and then sex me. I don't have much to offer except a sex drive that will not cease in your presence. And lots of inappropriate touching and cuddling.

Love, Cathryn. And Alexandria.

PS. I'LL SEND YOU 26 REAL AUSTRALIAN DOLLARS, 1 DOLLAR AND 20 CENTS IN CANADIAN DOLLARS, 10 DOLLARS AND 25 CENTS IN AMERICAN DOLLARS, ONE BRITISH POUND, AND 70 REAL NEW ZEALAND DOLLARS. PLUS RANDOM FOREIGN CHANGE."

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[crashcart9.livejournal.com]

Excellent. How can she resist? AND EVEN IF SHE FOR SOME REASON DECIDES TO GO ALL CRAZY AND NOT ACCEPT OUR SEXING OFFER, WE STILL HAVE EACH OTHER FOR THE INAPPROPRIATE TOUCHING AND CUDDLING. WIN.

And you with the addition? 10 points. I was all "Wait, I swear she didn't have $10 US before. How much did I offer? *looks* Oh. Yeah."

[chaosity.livejournal.com]

THIS IS TRUE. IT'S A WIN-WIN SITUATION.
AND THEN MAYBE SHE'LL GET JEALOUS OF OUR INAPPROPRIATE TOUCHING AND CUDDLING AND DECIDE TO JOIN AFTER ALL.

And you with the addition? 10 points.

*grins* I was hoping you'd notice.

[crashcart9.livejournal.com]

AND THEN MAYBE SHE'LL GET JEALOUS OF OUR INAPPROPRIATE TOUCHING AND CUDDLING AND DECIDE TO JOIN AFTER ALL.

YYY. Who can resist the girly cuddling? NOT TONKS!!

I am in love with that character and it is sad.