Please come to my house, trip on my coat stand, and then sex me. I don't have much to offer except a sex drive that will not cease in your presence. And lots of inappropriate touching and cuddling.
Love, Cathryn.
PS. I'LL SEND YOU 26 REAL AUSTRALIAN DOLLARS, 1 DOLLAR AND 20 CENTS IN CANADIAN DOLLARS, 25 CENTS IN AMERICAN DOLLARS, ONE BRITISH POUND, AND 70 REAL NEW ZEALAND DOLLARS. PLUS RANDOM FOREIGN CHANGE.
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Date: 2007-07-26 09:04 am (UTC)Dear
Ms. Tena.TonksPlease come to my house, trip on my coat stand, and then sex me. I don't have much to offer except a sex drive that will not cease in your presence. And lots of inappropriate touching and cuddling.
Love, Cathryn.
PS. I'LL SEND YOU 26 REAL AUSTRALIAN DOLLARS, 1 DOLLAR AND 20 CENTS IN CANADIAN DOLLARS, 25 CENTS IN AMERICAN DOLLARS, ONE BRITISH POUND, AND 70 REAL NEW ZEALAND DOLLARS. PLUS RANDOM FOREIGN CHANGE.