From Twitter 05-19-2010

[commotiocordis]

• 03:39:02: Glee? When @actuallyNPH did the falsetto in Dream On? I think I jizzed in my pants. Jesus fuck I love that song.
  
• 04:05:14: Good Wife: I have never shipped Kalinda/Alicia as hard as I do right now in this episode. Why have I found no fanfiction of this, internet?
  
• 04:10:12: KALINDA. If you don't say the words, it isn't true? I hope they make it a thing, how she's the postergirl for internalized homo . . .apathy.
  
• 04:46:48: Do we know what the FBI chick's first name is on Good Wife? I really, really want her to be Kalinda's Donna we heard answer her phone.
  
• 05:01:16: Ep of TNG I popped in, Beverly kisses Wesley on the mouth. That's nice--it seems too many shows these days shy away from familial affection.
  
• 05:02:16: I mean, like mother-son kisses him on the mouth, obviously. I don't think I've seen that on TV . . . ever, you know?
  
• 05:06:44: Aww, dang. FBI chick on GW is the one named Lana Delaney (to which I say really? I'm just going to go ahead and call her Dana, bc come on.)
  
• 05:25:03: HAHAHA. Playing around, singing into my computer microphone--on a few of the extended notes, the noise canceling kicked in after a second.
  
• 05:25:40: That's flattering, though, right? They only detect sustained noises of the same pitch (it'd kick back off when the note changed). XD
  
• 06:07:57: *shakes fist* WHEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAATTTTTOOOOONNNNNNNNNN!!!!!!! (Moar TNG marathon.)
  
• 06:27:24: I've been lusting after http://bit.ly/bOP8Q4 for ages now, but IDT I can spend $20+ on something I won't often have a chance to wear.
  
• 06:28:06: Plus, idk what size to get--with the way I lose and gain weight, I should prolly go for a medium or something and just open the laces more,
  
• 06:29:36: but I'd really rather try them on. If I can find it for >$15, I think I'm going to go for it anyway. Maybe.
  
• 07:29:15: One of my beaded necklaces broke, and gently wiping makeup remnants off my face made it all redsoreangry. Decision: I hate showers.
  
• 08:20:38: ✈ ♺ ☢ ☣ ☃ ☠ ☹ ☤ ☺ (It's a story! Plane crash -> nuclear disaster -> nuclear winter -> people dying & unhappy -> doctors -> better!)
  
• 08:21:16: Idfk. I'm bored--need to leave in 15 minutes or so, so I can't start another TNG episode or anything, but it's too early to just leave now.
  
• 08:29:09: Wish I could read during this class. Discussion thus far has been all relationships and communication and boring shit. Obvious, boring shit.
  
• 08:30:56: Video today, though, so maybe different. On one hand, actual sex = more interesting. Other hand, likely will be much more heteronormative.
  
• 08:31:38: The teacher has been dong a great job of "partner" and keeping stuff gender neutral (prolly mostly bc it's a coed class, tho), but it slants
  
• 08:32:39: hetero naturally from the discussion and the people in the class. Like how yesterday was a lot of (obvious) perception diffs between sexes.
  
• 08:36:40: RT @TheGoodFan: Can you imagine Eli waiting at a mall kiosk while they made all of those buttons? #TheGoodWife
  
• 12:25:22: Eduporn day in my Sexuality class. I think everybody thinks I'm a slut because I *know stuff*. And am the only one willing to talk.
  
• 12:28:17: I'm like "I just read a lot, guys. But srsly, the bit on cunnilingus=majorly lacking. And a G-spot bit but nothing on the prostate? GMAFB."
  
• 12:28:55: It was all het porn too. But OMFG, *PORN*. Like, I expected some technique demo & maybe some thrusting, but JESUSFUCK. There were orgasms.
  
• 12:48:30: This kid singing Paparazzi that everybody likes? I thought it was horrible. It was unrecognizable as the song. Don't pretend you're covering
  
• 12:49:10: a song when all you're doing is just stealing the lyrics and pounding away on the piano to a new tune. (His voice was great, though.)
  
• 12:50:15: Ugh. Tivo'd @theEllenshow for @adamlambert, but I'm going to have to sit through R-Patz? Thank god for DVR's fast forward.
  
• 12:52:47: If he kept the accent more, I might begin to think he was tolerable. It's very subtle, though--wonder if he tones it down for US audiences.
  
• 12:57:22: Ever wondered where the nation's kinkiest gays live? http://bit.ly/dl1PxU (NreallySFW in ads and content, obvs)
  
• 13:00:59: Kay, @theEllenshow needs to work harder next time to get @adamlambert and @tommyjoeratliff in the same frame more. 2x pretty > all.
  
• 13:02:59: Was Monte on the T-Pain mic during the Mazarati bit? Why do Mazaratis deserve the T-Pain effect? Stripper heels are trufax also awesome.
  
• 13:04:20: Also, I think I've mostly memorized the "If I Had You" dance without trying, LOL, even though this is only the 2nd time I've watched it.
  
• 13:08:11: FJHZPXKJKSDFRK. Literal flail. Goddamn, I think @tommyjoeratliff & @adamlambert cuddled more in 5 sec than I've ever done with anyone ever.
  
• 13:10:54: BRB, I'll be xinmybunkx finding a download so I can GIF that. (<- wish we could do strikeout.) And I've got my tablet stylus again, yay!
  

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