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[commotiocordis]

Because one of my RL friends took and posted his results to this (and I didn't know there was a 2.0 version), why not.

Your Ultimate Purity Test 2.0 Score Is...
	Your Score:	Average For All Users	Average For All ( total)
Dating	53.85%	34.33%	Flirts mildly, then runs away
Self-Lovin'	54.55%	60.72%	Master of your domain
Shamelessness	93.55%	77.29%	Has yet to see self in mirror
Sex Drive	95.24%	75.01%	Monks are envious
Straightness	83.33%	39.25%	Just go fuck something, okay?
Gayness	81.48%	77.75%	Repressed, are we?
Fucking Sick	88.78%	89.72%	Refreshingly normal
Dominant	100%	86.5%	Afraid to cross at "Don't Walk" signs
Submissive	100%	86.81%	Submits to no one... almost
Total Score	85.17%	73.6%
Take The Ultimate Purity Test 2.0 and see how you match up! (By The Ferrett)

HAHAHA, the second one. In my defense, most of those were about fantasy. And I like to fall in love with fiction.

I'm still pretty boring. In fact, I'm willing to bet that since I took the last version . . . sophmore year of high school, nothing's changed. Ahh, college and your untold chances to broaden one's horizons. I have apparently yet to take advantage of any of them.

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[xakana.livejournal.com]

Your Ultimate Purity Test 2.0 Score Is...
	Your Score:	Average For All Users	Average For All Bisexual Liberal Married Pink-Skinned Females (228 total)
Dating	26.92%	34.33%	17.14%	Dated seriously
Self-Lovin'	57.58%	60.71%	43.35%	Master of your domain
Shamelessness	66.13%	77.29%	56.13%	It takes a couple of drinks
Sex Drive	80.95%	75%	53.77%	Monks are envious
Straightness	16.67%	39.25%	8.33%	Knows the other body type like a map
Gayness	29.63%	77.74%	36.84%	At least one weekend of ecstasy
Dominant	78.33%	86.5%	71.44%	Afraid to cross at "Don't Walk" signs
Submissive	77.78%	86.8%	65.05%	Submits to no one... almost
Fucking Sick	79.59%	89.71%	76.06%	Refreshingly normal
Total Score	60.84%	73.59%	52.13%
Take The Ultimate Purity Test 2.0 and see how you match up! (By The Ferrett)

[crashcart9.livejournal.com]

Interesting. A married female with children still only scores 16.67% on straightness? Not what I would have expected (though I don't remember all the questions off the top of my head).

[xakana.livejournal.com]

It's a married, liberal, bisexual female ;) If I'd identified as straight, it probably would have been hugely different. I was the one only 16% pure on straightness, which means that I've done almost everything on the list. The average is 39% pure (meaning 61% has BTDT). On gayness, they typically get 77% pure, meaning they've only done 33% of the things. Since I got 29% pure...

On this quiz, the lower the score, the less pure you are--the dirtier. Meaning, I'm more scandalous than thou ;) Especially since you had a couple 100%s on yours--you're more pure than me. Not as corrupt XD

Interestingly, I'm less fucking sick than the average married bi female, lol.

[crashcart9.livejournal.com]

Oh, I didn't think about how many questions there were on the list for each category. I was thinking the number would be lower, but a 16% is probably only two or three unchecked, huh? Definitely more scandalous than I, but there should be a category for studies-enforced asexual female--I'd probably have the lowest scores of anyone in that category.

Hmm. If married bisexuals get 77% pure on gayness, you kind of want to question their bisexuality a bit. That sounds to me like most of the people calling themselves that on the quiz probably haven't done more than a drunken snog in front of a bar full of men, LOL. (Though, you know, since my purity quotient was still higher, I can't really talk XD.) Not that identification necessarily has to correspond with acts, but when the difference between straightness and gayness is that high, it's rather interesting to contemplate!