From Twitter 01-02-2010

[commotiocordis]

• 03:36:32: @deepestsilence time, all "air of propriety" and "decrease suspicions" and similar rot. Your great plan to keep us out of Reading Gaol.
  
• 03:37:08: @deepestsilence Tis okay. Sort of feels like DW--I didn't want to watch it because I didn't want it to be over. D;
  
• 03:37:41: @deepestsilence But I'm DLing a bunch of just hidden object/puzzle type Sherlock Holmes games we can play with eventually (slow going).
  
• 03:39:15: @deepestsilence Yeah. I've no idea what happened in the actual ep bc RTD is a dick, but 15/ the last 20min were him saying goodbye to evry1.
  
• 03:39:57: @deepestsilence In your cheeks? That's odd. Did they have to go through them to get to the teeth for some reason? (Odd, but maybe?)
  
• 03:43:22: @deepestsilence LOLOL, no, I assumed on the insides. Maybe they can go there to get to teeth, and cheek cuts heal better than other option?
  
• 03:47:44: @deepestsilence That was the other thing I thought it might be--w/ my transplant, I was split like a woman giving birth sans episiotomy.
  
• 03:49:16: @deepestsilence Let them! As long as neither of us plans on seducing sons of Lords & then suing their fathers for libel, we oughtn't worry.
  
• 03:50:00: @deepestsilence Though, daughters of Lords and we may find ourselves with a problem if you decide to move up in the world re your conquests.
  
• 03:52:57: @deepestsilence . . . no? Idk. Which one? I'm just playing. Chances are I did, but have just forgotten.
  
• 03:57:13: @deepestsilence & are you going to... *hisses* sleep with her? You say you believe she understands, & is involved bc it's convenient for her
  
• 03:57:38: @deepestsilence but you won't deny you cut a fine figure, and by law she would have rights. How am I to sleep knowing not only are you not
  
• 03:57:51: @deepestsilence in my bed, but you're warming hers?
  
• 03:59:40: @deepestsilence Don't be silly, man. Of course. That necklace of her mistress' was obviously taken off of the woman's own neck to be clasped
  
• 04:00:15: @deepestsilence on your Mary's, indicating they were much closer than a normal working relationship. But look at me and deny that it is
  
• 04:00:41: @deepestsilence possible for a person to be attracted in the way of both persuasions.
  
• 04:01:17: @deepestsilence (That whole necklace thing? Straight out of the fic I've been working on, if you end up seeing it again later. xD)
  
• 04:03:26: @deepestsilence (Also? Calibri 11, we just filled page 13. Wasn't sure I was going to put in the fighty bit @1st, but just so we have it.)
  
• 04:07:38: @deepestsilence *sighs wearily* Is this going to work, Watson? Is it worth the inevitable inconvenience and, more importantly, time apart?
  
• 04:11:58: @deepestsilence An extended engagement *would* allow you to remain at 221b under pretenses of protecting the girl's morality--Remain w/ me.
  
• 04:15:43: @deepestsilence Yeah? All but maybe 10 of the ppl following me are fake, but it's not like they ever message/@ me, so I just leave it.
  
• 04:18:10: @deepestsilence Then forgive a man his shortcomings, John. It isn't my nature to trust easily, and though you I readily do, Mary I do not.
  
• 04:22:55: @deepestsilence (HAHAHAHA. Similar to *that* is in the same aforementioned never-to-be-finished story I'm writing. We have one brain.)
  
• 04:23:16: @deepestsilence (Which may explain how if you add our organic chem grades together, you almost get one decent one.)
  
• 04:24:04: @deepestsilence Oh, come, Watson. You would begrudge a mind plagued with ennui its hobbies?
  
• 04:26:58: @deepestsilence Let us proceed for the moment on the assumption that I do not. Care to enlighten me, oh Doctor Watson?
  
• 04:28:44: @deepestsilence Read Reunion? http://bit.ly/6UHG9A I'm not usually crazy about "W plagued by morality resists teh gay", but resolved well.
  
• 04:29:33: @deepestsilence Also, whole thing makes my heart hurt a little until the end. 1 line that stuck with me (and I'm more or less paraphrasing):
  
• 04:30:37: @deepestsilence No, do not say it yet. Let us go upstairs & have a cigar 1st. Grant me another hr of happiness b4 you break my ♥, all right?
  
• 04:34:17: @deepestsilence (Ran out of characters for quotes. Was line that stuck with me from Reunion, LOL.)
  
• 04:34:51: @deepestsilence But it does sort of sound like my writing, especially for him, which is I think why I liked that line.
  
• 04:36:27: GAH. Hate how even when I hit the Twitter button to refresh it, sometimes new tweets don't show up until they're well down the stream.
  
• 04:36:59: @deepestsilence So verdict is definitely don't get this tooth shit done, then, y/y?
  
• 04:40:01: @deepestsilence And why not, Watson? Surely you weren't considering suggesting a considerably more illegal habit to supplant my perfectly
  
• 04:40:23: @deepestsilence legitimate seven per-cent solution, were you?
  
• 04:44:07: @deepestsilence I call myself no expert, but I do not believe any man has been convicted under Labouchere for solo buggery.
  
• 04:45:33: @deepestsilence Don't remember reading this part of the Torchwood website--prolly wasn't still up when I discovered it. http://bit.ly/73XKVB
  
• 04:49:11: @deepestsilence Exactly. Would be quite implausible to turn you in for buggering me senseless and expect to remain free myself.
  
• 04:51:21: @deepestsilence Ooh, troll the entire archived site. Lots of good stuff.
  
• 04:59:14: @deepestsilence (HAHAHA, Owen's file of notes from babes includes one reading: "You! Where did you learn that bedside manner? lol x jason")
  
• 05:58:47: @deepestsilence Cake is a solid food. The cake is a lie. Ability to eat solid foods is therefore a lie. Logicmuffin strikes again!
  
• 06:17:45: @deepestsilence So did I, but parents are dumb and stored them in a container that makes them taste like container. Consider yourself lucky.
  
• 06:18:30: @deepestsilence Also, you should attend to your interview of the child, Watson. If it helps, I appear to have found her stuffed bear.
  
• 06:29:49: @deepestsilence Ignore it if I broke your brain.
  
• 06:35:38: @deepestsilence . . . sorry? Just was perfect example of exactly my reasoning in, you know, swearing off sex. Only forever, pretty much.
  
• 06:36:13: @deepestsilence I deleted them just in case that helps you pretend that never happened. xD
  
• 06:39:42: @deepestsilence Yup--even worse: a bit before. The first time, bc I felt this pop in the back of my head, I swore I'd burst an aneurysm.
  
• 06:43:06: Aww. My Holmes and Watson sims want to have a baby. Because this is virtually impossible in the real fandom, it's somehow cuter.
  
• 06:44:46: @deepestsilence Yup. I've been told that you can get beta blocker meds, but, you know, I don't care that much to plan ahead like that.
  
• 06:45:17: @deepestsilence LOLOL, going by that statement re equipment for sex, if I ever start dating a guy I'd be knocked up inside a week.
  
• 06:48:30: @deepestsilence No, they're not working! So they want to have a baby, and it says "have", but I can't! Also, my fridge prob is back :(
  
• 06:51:44: @deepestsilence I need to put on the WA patch (for the fridge at least) but since I have the no-cd EXE rather than the real EXE, it won't.
  
• 06:52:16: @deepestsilence I have to get the real EXE off of my HDD, which is all the way upstairs. Fridge prob is the worst, though, because it's $$$.
  
• 06:53:42: Yesterday, I was asleep by 3am and was so proud of myself. Then, I was crazytired for some reason and took a nap that eve. Halloa, 6am.
  
• 07:02:12: @deepestsilence Sounds good. I've terrible backaches lately, so lying (is the most fun?) down has been my posish of choice hoping I'll tire.
  
• 07:07:27: Was eating chocolate that crumbled--shifted positions & I've melted the spare bits into stains on my blue sheets that look like idk what. :\
  
• 07:08:19: Lovely. Looks like I've been having wild, messy sex all over my bed. You know when I washed these? GODDAMNED YESTERDAY.
  
• 07:10:47: @deepestsilence True. True. (Hee, if that's the criterion, my H/W porny bit can certainly be called wild. xD)
  
• 07:13:31: @deepestsilence Since it's half yours, you must send me ideas. I stalled on it this am and switched to my Children of Earth/End of Time fic.
  
• 07:13:53: @deepestsilence I'm feeling so freaking prolific lately re: fic, it's awesome. Not actually finishing anything, but all the same.
  
• 07:16:08: @deepestsilence LOLOL. No, Colton. Their love is epic and real and buttsecks worthy.
  
• 07:20:16: @deepestsilence Heyback. Q: If 2ppl holding handsish, just sort of linking the tips of their fingers at the 2nd knuckle, how to describe?
  
• 07:21:25: @deepestsilence Like pulling someone you don't know well through a crowded bar or...almost not able to hold some1 above a cliff anymore.
  
• 07:21:39: @deepestsilence (The first sitch being obvs the one I'm actually writing.)
  
• 07:23:42: @deepestsilence I know. "linking the tips of his fingers with the pilot to lead him out of the bar" is what I have--worksish?
  
• 07:24:41: @deepestsilence I fear that sounds more like interlocking digits at the tips rather than the. . . (risen, y/y?) mitten grabbing I'm meaning.
  
• 07:32:19: @deepestsilence Mmm. Yes. Gracias.
  
• 07:33:02: @deepestsilence SO happy with this one thus far because I think if I keep on the way I am, I might actually finish it. What's going to kill
  
• 07:33:47: @deepestsilence me is that I'm going to want to go on and explain how things happened and dampen the emotion rather than just leaving it
  
• 07:34:10: @deepestsilence all mushy and happy and awesome when I bring back Ianto.
  
• 07:48:39: @deepestsilence Well, they would have been good explanations. Like I said, facilitating his self destruction via booze and buttsecks was a
  
• 07:49:13: @deepestsilence shitty going away present from the Doctor, so I'm rewriting the scene and he's going to (off screen) go grab I and bring him
  
• 07:49:58: @deepestsilence back to Jack! But in ep, there's magicalhealingstuffs (poss Risen mitten 3, poss magic sickbaything also used) so could be a
  
• 07:50:38: @deepestsilence quick "Yeah, woke up on planet of green cacti with Dr standing over me" &/or "Time lord mitten of win."
  
• 07:51:26: @deepestsilence I don't want to RTD it and not explain anything, but it feels better (& more true to the scene) for Ianto to show up and
  
• 07:52:26: @deepestsilence it just end with a kiss. So got to work in the 'splanation + keep the emotions high. Might know how to do that. We will see.
  
• 07:56:51: @deepestsilence Thought that as well, one more from the Doctor's side. Shall write it in now (or later, more like) just to have it down
  
• 07:57:24: @deepestsilence but play with it once I've got things more worked out. I have to rein in how much I want J and The Doctor to chat, too, bc
  
• 07:58:42: @deepestsilence Doctor's time is limited (already holding off the regen by now) & he's got extra errands by picking up & fixing Ianto.
  
• 07:59:15: @deepestsilence But I'm less planned out on how that convo's exactly going to play, so that could either be good or bad in keeping it short.
  
• 08:03:06: @deepestsilence Drugs not working in the knocking you out?
  
• 08:05:51: @deepestsilence Fuzzy, LOL. *pets* News on the cat, speaking of?
  
• 08:08:33: @deepestsilence Neat. Pics then! Make sure it plays nice with Ianto. I just about died when Steve and 15 fought over food yesterday and
  
• 08:09:10: @deepestsilence Steve bit her right on the eyelid. I mean, I wanted to cry, because that's both my animals and my eye phobia.
  
• 08:11:24: @deepestsilence Really? I thought FIV was closer to HIV and was just blood (fighting) and sex. Cool.
  
• 12:00:36: Woken up by Mom. Was going to be pissed, but turns out she happened upon the ep of Sherlock Holmes w/teenager!Jude Law on Netflix. Forgiven!
  
• 12:34:26: Dad brought home pinky mice for my lizards. Normally, no prob bc my lizards>>> random mice, but 15 ate hers from the back, so it squealed D:
  
• 12:38:00: @deepestsilence I know. I'd actually fed Steve last night--playing w/ him at dinner, and he was all "What is this? Is this food? I can has?"
  
• 12:38:35: @deepestsilence So he got some steak, & he's also never had mice before (only now getting big enough), so he wasn't eating his right away.
  
• 12:39:27: @deepestsilence & his mouse flailed there being all *fishmouth* & I had to keep poking him in its direction bc he didn't get that twas food.
  
• 12:40:02: Hilarity, though, in that I think Steve licked the entire length of the thing after prodding it for several min before deciding it was food.
  
• 12:41:05: I made sure his was oriented so he'd grab it from the head, because 15's was painful to listen to. They're too cute to use as food often.
  
• 13:04:17: My top five favorite poetic devices of all time are repetition, repetition, repetition, repetition, and plagiarism. (/true, but plagiarized)
  
• 22:57:30: @deepestsilence Yay! Mouth healed enough to greet him verbally?
  
• 23:00:01: @captainsharmie O DAMN. I'd just voted for both NPH and John to make sure, whatever order, they were 1&2. Now it's going to be 1,2,&3.
  

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