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This is hilarious. IL spam and how it's getting so smart. I got an ecard from somebody I didn't recognize, and normally I would have just spammed it instantly, but the email notification was from a legit ecard website, so I decided to indulge my curiosity. It's just one of the standard ecard things for Valentine's Day ("See the kisses all over this email? Now picture them all over you."), but in the personalized message bit below was this

Happy New Year Nancy... This is difficult for me to do because I'm shy, but I have a crush on you. I've never been able to tell you for reasons which you would rapidly detect as obvious if you knew who this was. With that said, I want you to guess my identity and approach me yourself.
To help you guess I made a few pics and videos with ''Nancy'' scribbled on my body in marker. They're kinda dirty so I had to make a page at 247SAFECAMS DOT COM (it doesn't let me do links in this card I don't know) and put them there. My name in the members section is NancyandME09. (I know its a free service but you may require a deb or cred to validate how old you are cause it made me.)
So anyway make an acct at 247SAFECAMS DOT COM and when you are in the member area search for the username NancyandME09. I want you to guess my identity and approach me. I'm kinda shy and this is the bravest thing I've done in awhile, but you need to meet me half way.
Talk soon I hope
Sent on 01/07/2009 by Nancy6036@hotmail.com to [my email]


Seriously, I want to know why tons of my spam is addressed to my mother. Because that can't be a coincidence, that all these spammers think my name is Nancy. At first, I thought it was because my mom was putting my email down for things that asked for it that seem shady, but she says no (plus, she's not so much computer savvy to be able to really tell the difference between the shady and the not, in truth). Oddness. IL how it says that the reason you need to input your debit/credit number is to validate your age. Really, does that work as validation? I had a credit card at 16; I almost wish I'd tried it on something like that (if I would have trusted my number on the interwebs, though, which is a no) just to see if it could tell that I was underage or if it was just if you have a card, you're assumed to be over.

In other news, got called off the standby list to the dentist yesterday and got the whole bottom front of my mouth drilled up. As much as I appreciate that it's now done, as there was nobody scheduled after me so she went ahead and sort of did a double appointment and knocked off both sides of the front (it was a bunch of stuff where the bottom front guys overlap, so it was scattered throughout the non-gaps in the front six or so), two hours was WAY TOO FREAKING LONG to have my mouth being worked on. I'm still in quite a bit of pain from the jaw exertion. Plus, she gouged me a bit on the lip with something (it's more like a bruise/burn, so I think it may have been some part a bit back from the business end of the drill that was still either hot or moving that rested on there for a bit), so though I can now eat stuff with sugar without dying from the pain, the part of my lip right in front of where the worst one was for the aforementioned cavity pain is now preventing me from eating anything that's even the slightest bit acidic without misery.

Mom did give me one of Tyler's anti-anxiety pills before the dentist which really helped. I expected to be sort of mentally dulled in order to remove the anxiety a la sedatives, but this was not the case--I didn't even really notice that anything was different except for vaguely registering that without it I'd probably be freaking out at the beginning (I'm usually good once things get going; it's getting me through the door and into the chair that's the problem).

And school is starting soon again. Fail anxiety is abundant. This is a shittastic semester in terms of courses--virtually all science plus one class called "Hero and Quest" about, idk, heroics in different cultures or something that I have really no interest in but it's one I need for my general education requirements and is taught by last semester's mythology teacher that I kind of liked (though am now significantly less fond of since getting a suckerpunch B in the course).

Date: 2009-01-07 10:14 pm (UTC)
ext_22444: Aisha Tyler and Milla Jovovich. No wonder there's steam. (Josh Ritter Yell)
From: [identity profile] geonncannon.livejournal.com
...I'm kind of shy, but look at these pictures where I wrote your name all over my body?

O.O

Hai, stalker.

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