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This is either something right out of a fic/book/whatever or needs to be made into one.

Woman Shuns Hubby, Finds Girlfriend

Dear Abby: I have been married three times. The first time we were both too young. My second marriage was a stupid mistake. Now I have a wonderful husband, but I feel like something is missing in our relationship.

The biggest problem we seem to have is sex. He is a normal male who wants to make love to his wife. Then there is me, never wanting sex. There's a six-year age difference between us -- he's younger.

I had a hysterectomy seven years ago. Since then, my doctor and I have been working together to get me back in the groove. Nothing has worked. It has driven a wedge into our marriage.

I turned to my girlfriend for advice and comfort through all of this arguing. Our friendship has grown, and I now find myself involved in a passionate sexual relationship with her. My husband has no idea about this. Have I just totally complicated my life, or have I found what has been missing?

:: If you're honest with yourself, I think you already know the answer to that question. Your friendship with your girlfriend did not start out as sexual, but rather evolved from a deep emotional connection. Look at the bright side. At least you finally understand what has been missing.

Date: 2007-10-17 04:06 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] rainbowjumpsuit.livejournal.com
MY DREAM MOVIE

This wins. Thx you.

Date: 2007-10-17 05:15 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] crashcart9.livejournal.com
Isn't it? When I have time (IH midterms) I'm totally stealing that for the plot of a story.

I very nearly burst out laughing when I read it in the paper. Isn't that the situation we femslashers dream of with most of our pairings?

Date: 2007-10-17 05:17 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] rainbowjumpsuit.livejournal.com
It is definitly a very popular situation. hehe

Date: 2007-10-17 10:47 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] chaosity.livejournal.com
DUDE.

...Now I want sex.

Date: 2007-10-17 12:59 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] crashcart9.livejournal.com
LOL. Don't we always?

And now I'm thinking of this one [livejournal.com profile] ljsecret post that made me laugh. It was all "No, I'd never compare my ex with my vibrator. My vibrator actually made me come." PWN'd.

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