commotiocordis

Haircut
Author: Alexandria (CrashCart9@Yahoo.com)
Fandom: House, MD
Pairing: House/Wilson
Rating: PG-13 (One naughty word. Said twice. So I suppose you could say two naughty words.)
Disclaimer: They’re mine, I tell you. All mine! Haven’t you noticed; I thought all the raunchy
House/Wilson and Cuddy/Cameron/Stacy/Julie sex scenes gave it away.
Notes: Dedicated to RSL’s second season haircut. Can somebody call Queer Eye? Our chief
oncologist isn’t looking gay enough. Ten points if you can guess which word had me giggling
while I wrote the entire rest of the story.

“What the hell is with your hair?”

“What, no ‘Hello’? Julie cut it.”

“With a chainsaw? Well, tell her I don’t want heavy, sharp, spinning things near you anymore.
It’s way too dangerous. Your head is too pretty.”

“She thought it was getting too long. She said I was starting to look all shaggy like you.”

“Like me? Well, you know that some people claim that after a while, dogs start to look like their
owners. You do spend more time over here than at home.”

“So what, now I’m your bitch?”

“You’ve always been my bitch.”