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And the cold is making my lips really chapped. No fun.

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Oh, and letter.

Dear Pickle Industry,
What kind of a serving size is 3/4 of a pickle? Why couldn't you just have calculated everything for a whole pickle? I mean, I suppose they've got 0 calories so it doesn't matter much anyway (unless you're watching sodium or something, in which case it does), but what, am I supposed to bite off 1/4 of the pickle and leave it in the jar?
Alexandria.

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Some tree limb blew down in our yard, and my brother and I were picking up the resultant stick-y debris this afternoon. I dropped my pile after something got me in the finger, but he thought I had thrown it at him for some reason (I guess because we were on a hill and it rolled down?) and threw his at me. So now I've got several smallish gash bits on my right forearm. Which wouldn't be that big of a problem except I've just noticed that I actually was right in my initial assessment, and they are pretty deep. And it's not like a plain gash, but the skin's actually been dug out there, so I can't even butterfly-plaster it or anything. Plus, I didn't exactly clean them right away (I wanted to leave the blood there to make him feel bad, LOL), and now they're sort of quite red and inflamed in the surrounding area. Plus, I bruised tendon/muscle/whatever underneath, so it hurts like a bitch to bend my wrist down. This is the little injury that could looks like nothing but is actually quite bothersome.

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LOL.  These words for types of birds in Spanish are harder to learn than I anticipated.  Idk any of them, nor have I had time (like I had planned after learning the words) to look over the reading we were also supposed to do.  Fail.  Usually I can learn them in my open hour before, but these just aren't sticking.

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Dear Weather,

Please to be NOT making Cutler slip on the GAME WINNING PLAY.
FU.

Sincerely,
Alexandria

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From AP: Vice President Dick Cheney spent about eight hours hunting Monday at a secluded Hudson Valley gun club where well-heeled enthusiasts shoot ducks and pheasants.

Well heeled? You mean, well Kevlar-ed.

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I wish to talk to people, so. . . erm, ask me a question. Or a few. Not too hard, now, but things that you don't know that you'd like to. Random stuff. Favorite flavor of salad dressing and such.