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[commotiocordis]

So.. House.

Best. Fucking. Line. Ever.

House (to Cameron): Use Cuddy's handcuffs.

?!?!?!?!?

WTF did that mean? Not that I care. Of course I don't care.

This needs a story.

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House saw something odd when Cameron reached out to open the door. Peeking out from under her sleeve were reddish-purple marks around her wrist. He grabbed her arm and pushed up the sleeve further.

"House, what are you-?" Cameron protested as she jerked her arm away.

But House had already figured it out. Just like any semi-competent doctor (or anyone who watched CSI), he had identified those bruises.

Ligature marks.

He smirked at her. "Looks like Cuddy's gotten kinky!"

Her furious blush was his only reply.