commotiocordis

00:47:43: @jmanzel But we knew that Andy and Fergus *did* jerk off together? Idk what this show is, but now I'm interested XD
04:46:56: Dear universe. I need min 12 more h to learn this since chick who was supposed to email me her pictures didn't. Can has timeloop pls?
08:46:17: You know what's funny? I can spell hepatoduodenal ampulla but not the "accessory" in accessory pancreatic duct.
09:07:38: Support CEDRIC DIGGORY - the REAL Hogwarts Champion! (POTTER STINKS.)
13:04:56: "Walker, Texas Ranger" marathon on @spike_TV? I think acquiescence is mandatory. (Because Chuck Norris sleeps with a pillow under his gun.)
14:16:00: Blech. I almost wish I had done worse on my lab test, bc now my grade is close enough that I'll be really disappointed when I don't make it.
14:26:48: Jack's playing w/ something in the bathroom. I investigate, she covers it (a toothbrush stolen from the sink) with both paws, all "Who, me?"
14:35:19: @deepestsilence RACHEL RACHEL RACHEL RACHEL. WEBSITE SEATING CHART WRONG. FLOOR IS GA. WE MUST LEAVE BEFORE DAWN. (With fake IDs.)

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