From Twitter 02-04-2010

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• 07:32:57: @nbcstore You guys are on the east coast, right? Because if you're on the other side and it's 4:30, I'd be really impressed.
  
• 11:25:32: Captain Jack is a pregnant Bajoran! She started sneezing a lot yesterday, and is still going at it today.
  
• 13:01:10: AHH. Hanz Zimmer, you should write your Sherlock Holmes stuff in standard tuning because it makes it hell to pick out when it's not!
  
• 13:13:15: Hmm. Sometimes Twitter gets its trending topic alternatives really wrong. "World Cancer Day" and Valentine's Day" are not the same thing.
  
• 13:22:20: @deepestsilence Beware. That bitch is made of a million tons of cement. If it decides to smite you, there ain't no coming back from that.
  
• 13:23:31: Grargh. Teach me to only mess with my viola for a few minutes once a month lately. It's only been 1.5hrs and my fingers are so sore.
  
• 13:39:28: "Not In Blood, But In Bond" blew my mind, so I gave up & went to "Discombobulate", which is easy, but I'm 1/2 through and kinda bored.
  
• 13:42:29: Shows how much more ADD I am now, bored after 2 hrs. Though picking something out by yourself an awesome full orchestra is not.
  
• 13:50:23: @Grandpa_Jones HAHAHA. So it is! My back has been to the window and I didn't notice. & sounds like my last week; praying for a snow day.
  
• 13:58:47: @Grandpa_Jones Ooh, classes that actually review the period before a test? I didn't believe this creature could be found at our university.
  
• 13:59:58: In case anyone was curious, the internet weather would like us to know that tomorrow's "golf index" in Springfield tomorrow is "very poor".
  
• 14:00:33: I said tomorrow twice there. That was on purpose, btw, as so did they.
  
• 14:31:10: @Grandpa_Jones Oh, wow. So would I. It seems like putting those together would be a smart move--I want to take the 2, but I don't have time.
  
• 15:57:05: I was doing so well on my health law homework for about 20 minutes there. Then I got stuck on one question and just gave up. Fail.
  
• 17:18:31: Seriously, too goddamned many fics open. I think I've started . . . erm, 9 in the last month and a half and finished 3? At this rate. . . .
  
• 17:36:17: An upcoming Marvel Avengers movie is going to be directed by KENNETH BRANAGH? I wanted @jon_faveau to do them all, but that's pretty cool.
  
• 17:38:41: RT @TheEllenShow: Who’s feeling lucky? Tweet “I wanna win @TheEllenShow’s #WinterWinStorm http://su.pr/1BVbe3” to win a bunch of prizes!
  
• 18:56:01: RT @oliviawilde: Renaissance Faires seem to be elaborate celebrations of cleavage and meat. Kinda like the Superbowl in Olde English.
  
• 18:57:31: My Iron Man fic, watch it be emotionally sort of het at the beginning. And entirely not the genderswap one I was going to write.
  
• 22:13:47: "I mean, come on. Dude couldn't find his penis if it weren't attached to his hand."
  
• 22:28:43: @captainsharmie Urgh. I was just looking at getting a spare for my laptop, and they're outrageous--$60-90 for off-brand. Are Macs as bad?
  
• 22:31:22: @captainsharmie With how proprietary and monopolistic they are, I figured. Ouch.
  

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