From Twitter 01-16-2010

[commotiocordis]

• 00:42:05: Did not manage to finish my porn before mah ONTD_StarTrek crew managed to break the post. Do not care, because we're that GQMFing awesome.
  
• 00:55:02: @captainsharmie So jealous that you have enough GQMFs around to meetup! If you all want to trek (LOLOL) to middle america sometime, call me!
  
• 01:12:49: @deepestsilence Weird. I'M STILL WRITING IT, BB.
  
• 01:14:25: @deepestsilence HAVE A SAMPLE: “Spock,” Kirk moaned, thrusting upwards against his lover’s body when the fiery slide of the Vulcan’s bare
  
• 01:15:01: @deepestsilence stomach against his hardness wasn’t nearly enough sensation. Unable to get his hands to function properly at the clasp of
  
• 01:15:22: @deepestsilence THAT'S ALL YOU GET. HELP ME. NEED SYNONYMS FOR PENIS NOW THAT DON'T SOUND STUPID IN A SEX SCENE.
  
• 01:18:10: @deepestsilence I know. D: Idk, is penis that horrible to use? I'm not crazy about it, but idk if other ppl dislike it too, esp if just 1x.
  
• 01:22:35: In other news, Steve still looks sick. May just be his odd position (on stomach with arms thrown behind him all dead-looking), but D:
  
• 01:53:37: @katchatters Damn. No doubt mine would do the same, if probably inadvertently.
  
• 02:03:24: I labeled this fic I started writing "ONTD partypost comment minific". It's now 2000 words. Fail at being mini, I does it.
  
• 02:13:36: GODDAMN, maybe 147 word sentences are the problem, Alexandria. Nobody can follow this long of shit, grammatically correct or not.
  
• 02:19:46: @deepestsilence Are you there? I need another word. I'm looking for sardonic but not in a mean way.
  
• 02:33:47: @deepestsilence Also, what's the plural possessive of glans? I'm thinking glans', but would you get that that's plural possessive?
  
• 02:42:01: In case anyone was curious, the plural of glans is glans or glandes. I will never be able to hear of the Andes Mts again w/ a straight face.
  
• 02:45:59: Walking by, got all excited bc it looked like my lizards were going to mate. No, Steve was too lazy to walk around 15, so walked over her.
  
• 02:46:30: Still no lizard babies. You fail at being of different genders, Steve and 15. Or maybe you just don't like the May/December thing.
  
• 03:47:19: @captainsharmie I used to do the whole "Man, it's so not worth it bc I'd get only # hours" thing until college, LOL, where it became
  
• 03:48:23: @captainsharmie "OMG, I'm finished w/my work/study more than 45 minutes before I have to be somewhere for once. Thank fucking god. To bed!"
  
• 03:49:57: I feel bad that this is my second longest fic ever and it's 99% porn. And only 2/3 done, really.
  
• 03:51:09: @captainsharmie LOL, I did that this am (tho alarm fail=not my fault) &managed to miss the 3rd organic chem lecture of the semester. Fail.
  
• 03:55:31: @captainsharmie Hee, awesome. Mine's not nearly that far (I think it'll hit 3k maybe), but it was originally comment fic for the party, yay.
  
• 04:25:24: Am I allowed to call Chris Pine's Kirk blonde? I think he's blonde in the movie, but usually Pine doesn't look that light.
  
• 05:40:09: HA. 3000 words later, my originally-comment fic for ONTD_StarTrek's charity party is done. More editing, perhaps a title, & I can go to bed.
  
• 13:33:30: @deepestsilence Do you want girl scout cookies? Kaci fails at going out to sell them & the neighborhood is prolly done by others by now.
  
• 13:52:41: @deepestsilence They are $3.50 for anything. All of them. Also, how do you know for reals that Jack is preggers? Meant to ask.
  
• 13:52:52: @deepestsilence Also also, DID YOU SEE MY PORN?
  
• 13:54:24: Gaaah, #STO. Fail at your server being too busy just when I finally get off of ontd_startrek and get ready to start playing.
  
• 13:54:55: @deepestsilence Oh, that's why I mentioned that I wondered if she'd just had bbs, bc I read that tends to happen towards the due date.
  
• 13:55:31: @deepestsilence Five for reals? Kaci says she loves you.
  
• 13:58:23: @deepestsilence Oh. Fail source, then. The internet is made for porn, not information on pregnant cats.
  
• 14:14:17: @deepestsilence OMG FURRIES NO. Though Catians are real Star Trek aliens like awesome giant cats. (And what I think of when I hear cation.)
  
• 15:01:46: OMG "THE GREEK INTERPRETER" Sherlock Holmes episode. Holmes has his arm around Watson's shoulders, and Watson reaches up to hold his hand.
  
• 16:18:38: @Grandpa_Jones No Smarch in the last one D: She wasn't even on the credits. Very disappointing. Liv in hooker boots, though, goddamn.
  
• 16:20:58: @Grandpa_Jones Is her sequence of episodes over now? I mean, the fact that she wasn't even in the cast shot at the end of the credits....
  
• 17:11:55: RT @simonpegg: RT @alovelyzombie: We're a Star Trek fan community raising money for Haiti. $14k so far. http://tinyurl.com/trek4haiti
  
• 17:39:16: Have decided that as soon as Sherlock Holmes hits the theatre in town with $1 tickets on Tuesdays, I'm going weekly until it's gone.
  
• 18:50:20: @deepestsilence Let me know how it is. You can at least pretend the main blue girl is Uhura and LOL there.
  
• 20:59:03: @captainsharmie My mom did the same when I came home in my reboot sciences uniform shirt. "You actually wore that. . . out?"
  
• 23:22:20: Sherlock Holmes with the fam. Seeing many more anachronisms the second time around, disappointing. Also seeing more plotbunnies. Damn.
  

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