From Twitter 12-27-2009
Dec. 28th, 2009 02:02 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png)
- 00:06:11: @deepestsilence Did Dad enjoy? Were his reactions amusing? Did he snorfle at gay like us (as it's so obv even to those w/o slash goggles...)
- 00:19:42: @captainsharmie Yeah. I saw that, and she had a good point, but it's not like the OP did it! *sigh* Holidays make our comm wankish, seems.
- 00:25:19: Almost commented out loud re: Sherlock Holmes fic I'm reading that Holmes always has a larger penis than Watson. Barely caught self. Whew!
- 00:29:34: @captainsharmie I know, right? Fandoms tend to decide 1 or the other (usually the more toppish) for a pairing and everybody sticks to it.
- 01:11:20: @captainsharmie That's what I've always thought. Longer may be better simply bc more likely to hit the fun parts, but def. not "bigger". Oww
- 01:34:39: @captainsharmie OH, I KNOW! For so many years, I only crushed/admired ppl way older. It's crazy now--it's not actually illegal anymore!
- 01:40:23: @captainsharmie Indeed--he just looks so virginal. Someone you should be tousling the hair of, not. . . *airquotes* tousling the hair of.
- 01:44:34: @captainsharmie LINKS OR IT DIDN'T HAPPEN.
- 02:02:33: @captainsharmie UNF. Also, he reminds me so much of Reid from Criminal Minds, esp the 1st one. Aren't they friends or some such?
- 02:17:45: @captainsharmie LOLOL THAT PHRASE I AM STEALING IT. Ship them like the Enterprise indeed.
- 03:54:39: @captainsharmie $40 for movies!? God! I was complaining about $7.50 a ticket down here. Even the new, fancy shaking seats are only $17.50!
- 03:55:55: @deepestsilence OMIGOD. I read this one ages ago before I knew the fandom and still loved it--m. m. m. better now! http://bit.ly/PF19
- 03:59:52: @deepestsilence . . . damn. I mean, what? You prolly would have drunk it to death anyway. (How did that end, btw? Presume you lived.)
- 04:02:31: @deepestsilence Really? I mean, you imagine that these drunk college kids still get periods on the occasion.
- 04:04:13: @deepestsilence Also, Watson, your dilly-dallying is setting back our investigation quite significantly. (Volume not really needed, FYI.)
- 04:04:39: @deepestsilence OH. Well, no, as losing a baby is kind of like a massive, really really painful period times a million.
- 04:05:04: @deepestsilence But I thought you meant getting drunk would have pushed it back, and I'd never heard that.
- 04:08:11: @deepestsilence Conceivably, excess toxin in system, body knows is unfit for baby, holds off period. Like when really sick/not eating well.
- 04:09:41: @deepestsilence Nor I. Just was trying to force facts to fit. Though the sick part is true, so if our bodies were just a bit smarter....
- 04:20:52: @MoTancharoen This made me frantically check my watch to make sure I hadn't somehow forgotten and it was already the 1st!
- 04:40:09: @deepestsilence "While Watson, a medical man, will be allowed in to interview the Mother Superior, you aren't considered worthy and won't."
- 04:41:13: @deepestsilence You are somehow more meritorious than I, John? If only she knew the manner in which you have your way with me. . . .
- 04:43:13: @deepestsilence Also, I trust you will peruse my casenotes closely enough to edit out the... irrelevant material prior to your publication?
- 04:43:40: @deepestsilence (OMG we make this so much more fun together.)
- 04:45:49: @deepestsilence While I believe too much of Lestrade's good name amongst the force is due to our assistance for him to report us as inverts,
- 04:47:19: @deepestsilence that hardly precludes certain others from putting the Labouchère Amendment to full effect.
- 04:48:43: @deepestsilence --And you claim I have only practical law knowledge. I'll have you know my ken extends quite thoroughly to the theoretical
- 04:48:58: @deepestsilence when it involves matters of keeping you safe, my friend.
- 05:07:33: @deepestsilence Nice! Concur, sir. JJ and Emily too.
- 05:08:05: @deepestsilence Also, mah next Holmes bit is m. m. too long for Twitter, so putting it in casenotes, yeah?
- 05:12:35: @deepestsilence An episode in particular? Must look that one up.
- 05:16:39: @deepestsilence Well, the Sister's Dear John (or Hugh, in this case) letter certainly lacks a certain je ne sais quoi in its writing quality
- 05:17:08: @deepestsilence --or perhaps I have simply become too spoiled by the beauty in the flourish of your own pen, John.
- 05:48:59: @deepestsilence Wrong on the date, my friend, though I conclude with your logic elsewhere. If only the autopsy had been conducted
- 05:49:24: @deepestsilence by your skillful hands, I am certain we'd have a smaller window in which to operate in narrowing down the date of the deed.
- 05:50:10: @deepestsilence GODFUCK I DID IT AGAIN. Fix the conclude in your head for me.
- 05:51:35: @deepestsilence Orly? It presented your deduction to me with "amicably", "other", and then the 6th of October.
- 05:54:40: @deepestsilence Ah. Indeed, you will find if you navigate to the earlier reaches of my casebook, a copy of the 1890 almanac. Twas the 4th.
- 05:57:20: @deepestsilence In fact, it was amongst the materials for our last case, so I cannot fault you for missing it-I nearly overlooked it myself.
- 06:04:12: @deepestsilence Was thinking the same. V. little chance I'll be going to bed for at least a few hours yet :( but all the same, I concur.
- 06:04:34: @deepestsilence To bed with us, Watson. I'll grab the port, you the Vaseline?
- 06:07:24: @deepestsilence Yeah, sure! Ice skating? LOL. Call me and wake me up at some point. Shall keep phone by bed.
- 06:07:52: @deepestsilence Also, we are so gay and I love you.
- 06:09:37: @deepestsilence The 636-FUTURE-0 one still works. Idk what the actual number is, but it's hooked to that. 636-388-8730
- 06:10:12: @deepestsilence Or, 314-965-0839 and tell somebody to stomp on the ground right above my bedroom in the basement.
- 06:12:39: @deepestsilence Also, FYI, Vaseline crack from a real Doyle canon reference to removing V stains from Holmes sheets, I've gathered. *flails*
- 06:15:53: @deepestsilence Married 2x and had kids, so probably not. Reading that story now to see what the broader context is. Will report tomorrow.
- 06:18:09: "[Holmes] had a remarkable gentleness & courtesy in his dealings w/women. He disliked & distrusted the sex, but he was always chivalrous..."
- 06:18:50: @Deepestsilence *points* PARAGRAPH TWO, GODDAMN.
- 06:23:09: @deepestsilence Oh, it's so canon. In this one, 2nd year of W marriage and Holmes is wasting away from some disease and doesn't care. ;(
- 06:24:59: @deepestsilence W is all lovey, H still mad re: disliked womenfolk, so slaps him down. LOCKS W IN HIS ROOM WITH HIM.
- 06:26:26: Holmes (Adventure of the Dying Detective): "Don't forget, Watson. You won't fail me. You never did fail me." JESUS. Just kiss already.
- 06:29:03: HOLY SHIT. CANON. NOTHING ANYONE CAN SAY WILL CHANGE MY MIND NOW. (Same source as before): "Quick, man, if you love me!"
- 19:43:45: @deepestsilence So you have to go to Gutenberg and read The Adventure of the Dying Detective. Perfect that the 1st I happen upon is so gay.
- 22:42:27: @deepestsilence This leg of the investigation seems to be on you, Watson. I've snooped around as I could, time for your... above-board work.
- 22:52:14: @deepestsilence Oh, indeed? Of what nature, friend? I send my thanks again for dinner, by the way.
- 22:58:02: @deepestsilence What manner of wonder will your acquaintances come up with next? Contact me when you wish to resume our work. I'll wait up.
- 23:34:58: Watching Doctor Who: The End of Time part 1 again. Frankly did not like it overmuch 1st time around, so hoping it's better on the rewatch.
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