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14:03:33: RT @blaze1289 #delayedtweets President Washington just got voted into a second term. Jeez! Can we get a non-Federalist president already?!
17:08:31: Mom was getting ready to henna my hair and ambushed me with scissors instead. Only 4, maybe 5 inches off the bottom, yet it feels so weird.
17:41:36: @omarepps You should send it as a video message. Perhaps they'd get confused and think it was advice from Mike Tomlin.
17:42:36: Loving my bottle of Dr. Pepper's ability to be on the opposite level of the house from me whenever I'm thirsty.

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From Twitter 10-18-2009