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02:08:51: RT: AMBER ALERT: 3 YR OLD GIRL TAKEN BY A MAN DRIVING A NEW SILVER TRUCK PLATE 72B381/FROM STOCKTON, #CALIFORNIA. [ PLEASE RETWEET ]
10:21:56: My biochem professor has H1N1. I think I might french him and get this flu over with. (Srsly, we're still having class. What is this?)
10:38:19: Monopoly City Streets--would like a way to also play small group, small scale games w/ same system, but playing at all would be nice. Fail.
11:23:03: @deepestsilence Yes. Yes you do. Thankfully, I do the same thing.

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