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Jun. 8th, 2008 07:51 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
commotiocordisThings like this make me love my dad so hard. Even if he fails at commas and such.
From a series of emails sent to his coworker types regarding them going to Shakespeare.
Preceeding email proposed going on Thursday. He responds;
Sounds wonderful unless it is so hot that I drown in the old lady's sweat who is sitting next to me, or my artificial parts start to melt. I, last night, became an official Shakespearean Volunteer. I start on Saturday. So you all must acquit yourselves in proper Shakespearean behavior or I in my office as official volunteer can have you punished as all canker blossoms should be!
So look to your weather reports and make sure it is going to be cool.
Tim, Esquire
Official Part Time Shakespearean Volunteer 2008
(with the official Shakespearean Volunteer tee shirt!)
(in blue, I might add)
(new, not some over-washed, armpit stained hand me down)
(that probably goes with anything this side of leprosy)
(because what really goes with falling off body parts)
(well I guess something with a cheese base to help with the texture)
And then after being asked what time they needed to be down there:
Did you see tomorrow is going to be the hottest day for the next three years? Did I ever explain to you how delicate I am? . . . If I am said person who must get there by 4 to save a place, It will be impossible to bring pizza, because it would sit out in the sun and collect bacteria and we would all die a horrible death, or turn into republicans. So every one should bring a snack to share and I will bring water and maybe rabbits. Cause we sure do have a bunch around here. Call me if you have any questions or extra canned meat.
Tim
Former Official Shakespearean Volunteer
Ahh, hilarity.
From a series of emails sent to his coworker types regarding them going to Shakespeare.
Preceeding email proposed going on Thursday. He responds;
Sounds wonderful unless it is so hot that I drown in the old lady's sweat who is sitting next to me, or my artificial parts start to melt. I, last night, became an official Shakespearean Volunteer. I start on Saturday. So you all must acquit yourselves in proper Shakespearean behavior or I in my office as official volunteer can have you punished as all canker blossoms should be!
So look to your weather reports and make sure it is going to be cool.
Tim, Esquire
Official Part Time Shakespearean Volunteer 2008
(with the official Shakespearean Volunteer tee shirt!)
(in blue, I might add)
(new, not some over-washed, armpit stained hand me down)
(that probably goes with anything this side of leprosy)
(because what really goes with falling off body parts)
(well I guess something with a cheese base to help with the texture)
And then after being asked what time they needed to be down there:
Did you see tomorrow is going to be the hottest day for the next three years? Did I ever explain to you how delicate I am? . . . If I am said person who must get there by 4 to save a place, It will be impossible to bring pizza, because it would sit out in the sun and collect bacteria and we would all die a horrible death, or turn into republicans. So every one should bring a snack to share and I will bring water and maybe rabbits. Cause we sure do have a bunch around here. Call me if you have any questions or extra canned meat.
Tim
Former Official Shakespearean Volunteer
Ahh, hilarity.
