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[commotiocordis]

My dog is the biggest idiot ever. Or, you know, hungry. Because he's actually quite a smart dog, but I've been worried about him lately because he's become all. . . me ravenous for food all the time. I've already fed him this morning (because he started whining), and I just caught him licking the cheese remnants off of the cheese grater that had somehow fallen to the floor. Not something I'd be all interested in licking, because of, you know, sharp. When I grabbed it from him, he was only sticking his tongue up the inside (it's sorta pyramidal) and going for the non-sharp bit, but still. He had to have licked the outside at least once to figure out that he needed to lick the inside.