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House episode? Oh my god.

This was so far up with the gay that I had this stupid smile on my face the entire time that I kept trying to hide so my family wouldn't ask why I was grinning like a loon.

It had freaking everything. House/Wilson out the wazoo, Cameron/Wendy, House/Chase, Chase/Wilson. Cameron/Cuddy would have made it better, of course, but OMG, Cameron/Wendy. That was the biggest smile thing. Because I love love love snarky cynical sarcastic Cameron. Snarky cynical sarcastic gay Cameron is even better. I was hoping that we wouldn't find out if anyone was really with Wendy, because she and Cameron so could have been were getting it on. I mean, Cameron says her line, I don't remember the exact phrasing but it was something like "I'm hitting that. And it's hot." and then we don't see her for several more scenes. There were quite a few times when it was just House and the boys talking. Cameron, where art thou? Hanging out in Peds, perhaps?

(And speaking of that, please, Fox, give the captioning job to someone who knows something about medical stuff like me. The shortening is generally not spelled 'Peeds'.)

Poor husband boy. That would be hard to get over, though. Still, Foreman was right, they're not siblings really. I don't know if I'm just very sexually liberal, but since they weren't raised together, I figure that that sort of cancels out the incest thing. As as long as they don't have kids (and like Foreman said, even if they do there isn't a big chance of things getting screwed up) they should be okay. Theoretically. I highly doubt that anyone could make it work even if they both wanted to because of the huge incest taboo our society has.

Cuddy in bathroom = sad. I love my Cuddy. Though I don't think I really want her to have a baby. I didn't think she was actually trying, though. Interesting. (Stupid brother on the computer. Somebody beat me to changing my last edit on her wikipedia article to mention the pretty definitive evidence from this episode.)

Anyway. Must download.

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OHMYGODOHMYGODOHMYGOD. I cant wait for Rachell to download this episode to watch it. And snarky cynical sarcastic Cameron? HOT. Snarky cynical sarcastic gay Cameron? *dies*

Incest creeps me out.

And I take it Cuddy's whole pregnant thing doesn't work out? I am sad for her, but at the same time I agree with you. I didn't want her to have a baby. Pregnant!Cuddy would have ruined the show terribly. But she'll find comfort in Cameron's someone's arms, so don't worry.

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And snarky cynical sarcastic Cameron? HOT. Snarky cynical sarcastic gay Cameron? *dies*

Abso-fraggin-lutely, damnnit!

Incest creeps me out.

Yeah, but I don't know if it technically was. Or, I mean, it technically was, but it didn't count, because they weren't raised as brother and sister and had no idea that they were related at all.

And I take it Cuddy's whole pregnant thing doesn't work out?

Well, she could be still trying as far as we know. House had his normal quota of pregnant!Cuddy jokes, but at the end we see her throwing away a negative pregnancy test.

Pregnant!Cuddy would have ruined the show terribly.

Yeah. I feel so bad because I want her character to be happy. And I think she would probably be a good mother. But they're trying too hard to feminize her. And if she had a baby, though pregnant!Cuddy probably would have been hot, realistically she'd probably have to quit her job. Or at least drop way back on hours. Which leads to less Cuddy for us.

But she'll find comfort in Cameron's someone's arms, so don't worry.

I hope so. We've gotten several gay!Cameron jokes, several wildsex!Cameron jokes, why haven't we gotten a single Cameron/Cuddy sex scene joke? I was sort of expecting/wishful thinking when Cameron says her line this episode, that she'd continue with something about a 3some with Cuddy. But she didn't. Fox enjoys disappointing me.

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they weren't raised as brother and sister and had no idea that they were related at all

I do see what you mean. I've watched that episode a few times now.

at the end we see her throwing away a negative pregnancy test

That was sad. I want to hold her and stroke her hair.
...Oka-y. I just made a seamless transition from "cruisin'" to "deeply affectionate" just then. Odd.

Which leads to less Cuddy for us

The mere mention of that sends waves of fear through my stomach.

Cameron/Cuddy sex scene joke?

I don't know! It's a mystery. Haha, how awesome would it be if all of a sudden in one episode one of the characters was walking down a hall and they turned a corner and Cameron and Cuddy were making out against the wall? Hee. That's how I would do it.
Hmm... actually, probably not. That's just the first mental image that popped into my head.

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I want to hold her and stroke her hair.

Oh, me so much too.

The mere mention of that sends waves of fear through my stomach.

Mine also. Ergo the reason for me not wanting Cuddy to get pregnant. Though I'd tolerate (a little. Only a little) less Cuddy if it were less Cuddy because she was having the baby with Cameron. Because that would be just so hot cute.

how awesome would it be if all of a sudden in one episode one of the characters was walking down a hall and they turned a corner and Cameron and Cuddy were making out against the wall?

Yay for that mental image popping into heads. I'm a fan of that kind of thing. It needs to be the PotW, so then he'd say that he saw them, and they would just pass it off as hallucinations (because Cameron was mysteriously not there to tell them otherwise) so they treated him for something, but it was the wrong something, until House figures out that he doesn't have hallucinations and that it is thus something else and then proceeds to make lots of insinuating lesbian comments.

We should write that. Really.

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because Cameron was mysteriously not there to tell them otherwise

*snigger*

proceeds to make lots of insinuating lesbian comments

As he would.

We should write that. Really.

We totally should. And then send it in to that Liz person. Because she would understand.

OMG. I have to show you this. *opens TWoP*
[extract from interview with Garrett Lerner]

"GL: It's a good set in terms of [not having] doctors fighting one another. Or maybe that's good publicity, maybe we should. I'll see if I can instigate something tomorrow.

SM: If you can get Hugh Laurie and Jesse Spencer to wrestle, that'd be fine by me.

GL: Oh. I was thinking maybe Cuddy and Cameron."

I went AHAHA! at that. Then I decided I was going to go major-league stalker on his ass send him lots and lots of mail demanding he make Cameron and Cuddy wrestle. Jell-O wrestle. Then start eating the Jell-O off each other. Then have sex with each other. Whether it be in or out of the Jell-O. Or he would find himself puppy-less. Or reptile-less if he's one of THOSE people.

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We totally should. And then send it in to that Liz person.

Ahh, yes. Teh Liz. *hearts* I've been watching lots of Xena lately (as my mum had lost my dvds like 9 months ago and just found them again), so I'm basking in the Liz-inspired gay.

Even though we were talking about this like ages ago, I actually was thinking about this fic a few days ago. My brother found me a medical book on the library's sale table and bought it (it's only the Physicians' Desk Reference thing about all the drugs known to man, so not as cool as one with diseases and pictures, but still fun) and that inspired me to play with all my other books, nd I started trying to find a disease for that situation.

Which is hard for me, because basically what House does is take a textbook case and bastardize it up so that it's completely indistinguishable as aforementioned case, make half of the symptoms not match up at all, and then turn it into an episode. Though that is what happens, sort of, because everybody's cases are different, but half the time I'm like "No! No, no, no, no! Not how it works! Pneumonia does not cause your pinky toes to grow twice their normal length and sprout polka dots!"

So yeah. Difficult because I'm all not so willing to fudge the medicine. I should get over that, though, if I want to write fic with actual cases in it.

But this thinking is what made me go "You moron. You've still got like 90 comments to reply to from Cathryn. *smacks self*"

GL: Oh. I was thinking maybe Cuddy and Cameron."

Oh, let the stalking commence. Who is he, exactly? Does he have. . . influence over the writing? (Please, please, please!)

Whether it be in or out of the Jell-O.

I dunno. Jell-o in your funbits probably wouldn't be that enjoyable. I hear that sugar in such sensitive places can cause near instant yeast infections. So we'll say out. Though they don't necessarily have to make it to a bed or anything. The hospital showers while washing off the jell-o would be fine. And then the bed. You know, I really wish that House was on Showtime. Granted, I don't get showtime, so I couldn't see the show, but I could probably download it, and then there'd be lots of sexing.

Speaking of Showtime. I've been watching The L Word. Mate of mine from my math class brought his laptop and offloaded the first season onto my portable hard drive thingie (and as soon as I can bear to part with the drive overnight, he's going to take it home and give me 2 and 3 also). Seen the show? Anyway. In like episode 2 or 3 or something, there's this bit where Jenny and Marina are with the sucking face, and Marina's hair is just like teh Cuddy's and Jenny's hair is pretty similar (Jenny's is a bit darker) to Cameron's. So they're just about my favorite pairing on there just because when they're making out and you can't see the faces so much, it looks like Cameron and Cuddy. Yay for that.

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Pneumonia does not cause your pinky toes to grow twice their normal length and sprout polka dots!

*snort*
It's funny, when I first read this I went "... which episode was that?" *facepalm*

if I want to write fic with actual cases in it.

I wouldn't worry about it too much. You don't see many case-type fics out there, so people probably wouldn't be paying too much attention to how accurate it is.

You've still got like 90 comments to reply to from Cathryn. *smacks self*

Haha, I've been telling myself the same thing since you sent them all back. But it's different for me, because I'm stuck at home with hardly anything to do, whereas you're still at school. So all I have to worry about is finding time on the computer (preferably before the early hours of the morning. Unlike now) and then concentrating.

Who is he, exactly?

I think he's a director. Or possibly writer. He was responsible for Autopsy. And maybe others, I can't remember. It's been a while since I read that interview. BUT I LOVE HIM ALL THE SAME. I mean, come on. Cameron and Cuddy wrestling? SO MANY PEOPLE WOULD WATCH THAT. We should remind him.

Jell-o in your funbits probably wouldn't be that enjoyable.

Hmm. I didn't consider that. I think I was too busy focusing on the mental pictures. But they never seem to get yeast infections or anything in fics, so...

The hospital showers while washing off the jell-o would be fine. And then the bed.

Ooh, definitely. Women can go much longer than men, so we won't have to worry about them losing heart after the showers.

then there'd be lots of sexing.

Guh, all this talk of Cameron/Cuddy sexing is making me want to scurry off and read lots and lots of smut. Even though I've read pretty much all the fic in cameroncuddy (at least twice) and ff.net. I should go through and fill up my memories.

Mate of mine from my math class brought his laptop and offloaded the first season onto my portable hard drive thingie

I WANT FRIENDS LIKE THAT.

he's going to take it home and give me 2 and 3 also

Dear God, that is freaking awesome.

Seen the show?

Yesss I have. I stumbled across it late one night a few years back and was immediately intrigued. It was like "*looks around* ... *scoots closer to the TV*"
And yeah. I thought it was pretty awesome, especially since I was pretty young and naive and had never really seen any girl-on-girl action before. I don't think it airs here anymore. Or it airs really late once a week or something. I'd love to start watching it again. And it sucks, because I wouldn't exactly be able to get my parents to take me down to the video store to hire it out. They'd freak out.

Jenny and Marina are with the sucking face

LOL! I love that.

when they're making out and you can't see the faces so much, it looks like Cameron and Cuddy.

That is definitely yay. We should get screencaps.

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If the formatting is all screwy on this, it's because I copied and pasted from word perfect when my dad decided that the internet working was for losers. Which is the only program that will let me copy and paste from email anymore. Translation: Word is being a whore lately.

It's funny, when I first read this I went "... which episode was that?"

Hee, would make a great parody fic, though. I dare them to put that in an episode. You hear me, David Shore? I dare you.

You don't see many case-type fics out there, so people probably wouldn't be paying too much
attention to how accurate it is.

I would though, which is why it would make me sad. I'm so horrible with case type fics. Because I'm all yayyayyay, case type fic, but then I read it and if they haven't done their research, it can be the best written fic in the world, but the medicine will make me grimace so much that I'll be thinking about that the entire time. Usually, though, they do their research. And then I just point out for them where their research led them to incorrect conclusions, etc, and they fix it and are happy.

But it's different for me, because I'm stuck at home with hardly anything to do, whereas you're still at school.

Ha, but I've taken so long to answer these that we're both back at school now, and thus excuse
works both ways.

Cameron and Cuddy wrestling? SO MANY PEOPLE WOULD WATCH THAT. We should remind him.

Massive letter writing campaign. I'm good at those. I've got Amnesty International practice.
And those years where we were trying to keep Star Trek Enterprise from being cancelled. (We
actually got it kept on an extra year, which then was the best season yet, so I felt special.)

But they never seem to get yeast infections or anything in fics, so...

But yay for realism in fic. Whose was it that I just read, ijemanja's I think maybe,
where it was all Cameron is being with the screwing of Cuddy, but then Cameron is all hot and bothered and kinda forgets about Cuddy for a minute as she gets off. Because, umm, the ones
where it's like "Oh, I'm able to get off six times without my tongue missing a beat on my
girlfriend" bug me.

Women can go much longer than men, so we won't have to worry about them losing heart after the showers.

Exactly. That's what I love about femslash. The smuttage isn't restricted to one time. Though usually authors only detail it once, and then sort of say "Yeah, and they went at it like crazed wea-sels all night." Still. Yeah. Dunno where I was going with that besides Yay, women.

though I've read pretty much all the fic in cameroncuddy (at least twice) and ff.net.

Urgh, I know. Sadness, no? You could read my half a really bad nothingbutsmut fic that is nowhere near done that I'll probably never finish, but I don't think you'd enjoy it.

Or it airs really late once a week or something.

Yeah, I don't get the channel at all that it runs on--it's not even basic cable, which I don't have anyway, but the extra money premium stuff--so I've got no chance of seeing it. Though I didn't really get into the show, to be honest. I think that I couldn't get all "Oooh, I ship these two and these two and these three" because it had the established pairings already there, and as such there was no subtext for me to squee over, meaning that I didn't get as much into it as I would have. That, and, I dunno, I didn't really get attatched to any of the characters. I haven't even watched all of the first season that he gave me yet, much less given him my drive to get the rest, for these reasons. Still. The porn is pretty hot. I watch it occasionally just for that reason. And Marlee Matlin joined the cast, and I really liked her on West Wing, so I'm thinking of getting a couple of season 4 episodes just to see her.

We should get screencaps.

Indeed. I was planning on it, in fact I was going to use it in a vid that I've been sort of not working on forever, but it's in weird format that I haven't found a converter for yet, so I can't vid it or cap it, sadly. It might be worth it for me to try to find a copy of the kissing episode in question somewhere else, though. I'll have to look around.