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commotiocordisFor some reason, my internet is going really frakking fast right now, so as I try to get in as many downloads as I can before whatever is happening stops, we're going to have fun with SG-1 quotes.
SHANKS: I play Daniel Jackson who’s kinda the, um, the moral voice but basically he’s a whiny little bitch.
TAPPING: The visual effects are spectacular, some of the best on television. Our guys are fantastic. But, you know, we throw a lot of money at them to do that, an inordinate amount of money – some might say too much, other areas of the show suffer. Personally, for example, I get one little tub of hair product (holding her thumb and forefinger an inch apart) at the beginning of the year and it has to last me *the whole year*.
From "Point of No Return"
MARTIN: A top secret government program involving instantaneous travel to other solar systems by means of a device known as a Stargate.
O’NEILL: Sounds like a good idea for a TV show – if you’re into that sorta thing.
Outtake from “Solitudes”. (Jack and Sam are digging out the DHD)
TAPPING (as Carter): You spent seven years on MacGuyver and you can’t figure this one out? We’ve got belt buckles and shoelaces and a piece of gum – build a nuclear reactor, fer cryin’ out loud! You used to be MacGuyver, MacGadget, MacGimmick, now you’re Mr MacUseless! Dear *God* - I’m stuck on a glacier with *MacGuyver*!
From “Absolute Power”
O’NEILL: If I may, sir. I think what he means is the wick is the centre of the candle. Ostensibly a great leader like yourself is essential to the whole ball of wax. Basically what it means is that’s it’s always better to have a big long wick, right?
(Amanda fits her mike up inside her shirt)
TAPPING (talking in a silly voice): I’m going to put it in the valley of the shadow of death, and then ... (She grins widely at the camera) I get to play with myself!
TAPPING: I wanna be funny! When do *I* get to be funny? I never get to be funny. Sam’s not funny ... *damn* her!
From “Abyss”
BA’AL: I am Ba’al.
O’NEILL: That’s it? Just Ball ... as in Bocce?
Filming for “Orpheus”
DeLUISE: Very, you know, hard consonants: things like ‘Kek’ – that means ‘kill’; and ‘Kree’ka’ – which means ‘Get ready to kill someone’; and then they’ve got ‘D’brink!’ which means ‘Kill that guy again!’
From “Heroes"
O’NEILL: I like vanilla over chocolate, my favorite color is peridot, I think Tibet should be free, and if I could have dinner with anyone in the world it’d be Mary Steenburgen.
BREGMAN: No, I’m just trying ... Mary Steenburgen?
O’NEILL: I think she’s nice.
ROTHERY: That was very butch!
SHANKS: I play Daniel Jackson who’s kinda the, um, the moral voice but basically he’s a whiny little bitch.
TAPPING: The visual effects are spectacular, some of the best on television. Our guys are fantastic. But, you know, we throw a lot of money at them to do that, an inordinate amount of money – some might say too much, other areas of the show suffer. Personally, for example, I get one little tub of hair product (holding her thumb and forefinger an inch apart) at the beginning of the year and it has to last me *the whole year*.
From "Point of No Return"
MARTIN: A top secret government program involving instantaneous travel to other solar systems by means of a device known as a Stargate.
O’NEILL: Sounds like a good idea for a TV show – if you’re into that sorta thing.
Outtake from “Solitudes”. (Jack and Sam are digging out the DHD)
TAPPING (as Carter): You spent seven years on MacGuyver and you can’t figure this one out? We’ve got belt buckles and shoelaces and a piece of gum – build a nuclear reactor, fer cryin’ out loud! You used to be MacGuyver, MacGadget, MacGimmick, now you’re Mr MacUseless! Dear *God* - I’m stuck on a glacier with *MacGuyver*!
From “Absolute Power”
O’NEILL: If I may, sir. I think what he means is the wick is the centre of the candle. Ostensibly a great leader like yourself is essential to the whole ball of wax. Basically what it means is that’s it’s always better to have a big long wick, right?
(Amanda fits her mike up inside her shirt)
TAPPING (talking in a silly voice): I’m going to put it in the valley of the shadow of death, and then ... (She grins widely at the camera) I get to play with myself!
TAPPING: I wanna be funny! When do *I* get to be funny? I never get to be funny. Sam’s not funny ... *damn* her!
From “Abyss”
BA’AL: I am Ba’al.
O’NEILL: That’s it? Just Ball ... as in Bocce?
Filming for “Orpheus”
DeLUISE: Very, you know, hard consonants: things like ‘Kek’ – that means ‘kill’; and ‘Kree’ka’ – which means ‘Get ready to kill someone’; and then they’ve got ‘D’brink!’ which means ‘Kill that guy again!’
From “Heroes"
O’NEILL: I like vanilla over chocolate, my favorite color is peridot, I think Tibet should be free, and if I could have dinner with anyone in the world it’d be Mary Steenburgen.
BREGMAN: No, I’m just trying ... Mary Steenburgen?
O’NEILL: I think she’s nice.
ROTHERY: That was very butch!
