Yep, pretty much the same here as for anyone else - I feel so sorry for you, it is unbelieveable. My laptop is all password-locked, so even if my parents took it off me, at least they couldn't read it. (I don't think the'd be mad about my lesbianism anyway, but the NC 17 fics? Eek. 'NICHOLAS! WHY ARE YOU WRITING PORN?' 'It's not porn, it's fanfiction. It's written to demonstrate the undying affection Cameron and Cuddy feel toward each other, even though they are both, in a roundabout way, attracted to House. It's--' 'I don't care what it is, two women having sex in the ladies toilets on YOUR COMPUTER is unacceptable!)
Gah! Noo! Anything but the fanfiction! Seriously, do anything to save it - rip up a floorboard under your bed and stuff it in there! (Harder if you have carpet, but...) Put it in a duct-tasped box and bury it in the garden! Just don't kill it, you're too good, dammit!
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Date: 2006-01-23 06:01 am (UTC)'NICHOLAS! WHY ARE YOU WRITING PORN?'
'It's not porn, it's fanfiction. It's written to demonstrate the undying affection Cameron and Cuddy feel toward each other, even though they are both, in a roundabout way, attracted to House. It's--'
'I don't care what it is, two women having sex in the ladies toilets on YOUR COMPUTER is unacceptable!)
Gah! Noo! Anything but the fanfiction!
Seriously, do anything to save it - rip up a floorboard under your bed and stuff it in there! (Harder if you have carpet, but...) Put it in a duct-tasped box and bury it in the garden! Just don't kill it, you're too good, dammit!