From Twitter 01-28-2010

[commotiocordis]

• 03:28:26: Secret desire to be a political science major, must you rear your head when I'm supposed to be studying orgo? *analyzes State of the Union*
  
• 03:38:55: Rather than have the Bush/Clinton relief things, a better show of cooperation would be the @BillGates /Steve Jobs foundation, I think.
  
• 03:57:05: http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/7/7c/CheneyCNNobit.jpg <-- How did I not hear of this CNN hilarity before?
  
• 06:18:01: You may once been able to balance on edge of a box, Jack, but no longer. Please don't try again; you may hurt your babies. Or me laughing.
  
• 08:07:24: Steve and 15 have such different eye shapes--Steve's round, 15's almond. Assumed it was a baby/adult thing, but they're the same size now.
  
• 08:10:30: "We're built to run barefoot on our toes" http://bit.ly/9DXkOm -- Duh? That's always been my distinction between fastwalk/run: heel vs toe.
  
• 09:02:03: Re: Super Bowl pro-life ad. No such thing as an inappropriate place to invite political debate. I mean, God, it's football, not a funeral.
  
• 09:07:16: Whut? The Prop 8 trial is done in a week, but closings aren't even scheduled to be scheduled for another month? Seems odd.
  
• 10:29:17: As if orgo test + mopey wasn't bad enough, got an email from mom--dad went to Dr who (LOL) sent him to an ENT who sent him to oncologist. :/
  
• 10:39:20: @deepestsilence Don't actually know anything, but from symptomology and how mom said "this is more than the kids know", it's not good.
  
• 10:42:15: @deepestsilence ♥♥♥
  
• 12:22:03: My ears just started ringing. So naturally, I immediately began humming the Sherlock Holmes soundtrack's "Discombobulate" in my head. <3
  
• 13:09:05: Idk about everybody else, but when somebody tells me a 3-month preemie was born 6 weeks ago, that means it's still -1.5mos old in my book.
  
• 13:10:50: @deepestsilence Yea-uh. Still, prefer it to many of the more contagious ones. Quite sure every bug in my body is ampicillin resist. by now.
  
• 13:11:42: @deepestsilence If only we could count age from conception. Would be awkward, though--Happy 'Your Parents Had Great Sex' Day!
  
• 13:12:44: @deepestsilence For milestones and stuff, especially. IH when they're like "the preemies tend to be behind"--that's bc they're *younger*.
  
• 13:14:52: @deepestsilence True. Hopefully it took place with a bang. 'Your Father Suffers From Premature Ejaculation' Day doesn't have the same ring.
  
• 13:15:42: @deepestsilence No, I haven't, but yes, I will. Since all he wants are the links, not even really cited, might as well.
  
• 18:11:20: @deepestsilence NO. SOMEONE ANSWERED?!
  
• 18:19:38: Tina auditioned on Glee w/ "I Kissed a Girl" all "Yeah, what now!?"; you'd think she'd have been the one to hook up w/a girl on the show.
  
• 22:50:33: OH MY GOD CALL OFF SCHOOL ALREADY. NOBODY CARES THAT IT'S STILL NOT SNOWING YET. DO IT. DO IT SO I DON'T HAVE TO STUDY FOR ORGO.
  
• 23:54:54: Even if Obama repeals DADT, nobody should join up until GLBTs are afforded all the rights and privileges of being an American citizen. Y/Y?
  

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