From Twitter 12-28-2009

• 01:20:38: When I get my dentures, they'd better let me pick how my teeth are going to look. I don't want generic bs, I want my canines pointy & cool.
  
• 01:21:49: Also, I'd want cheapo alternate sets for having fun with. One with vampire teeth, one where they're all pointy like Klingons. . . .
  
• 01:22:05: Maybe a set with the molars in the front, just to screw with people's minds?
  
• 02:41:05: @captainsharmie Oh, no problem. I've been saving a bunch to my computer, mostly by 1 or 2 authors I've been stalking--let me look.
  
• 02:44:30: @captainsharmie http://bit.ly/4LztZ8 is Christmassy and cute. http://bit.ly/8TmdTt heavy hurt/comfort (Watson injured on a case).
  
• 02:45:22: @captainsharmie Have you read the real stories? The only one I have, The Adventure of the Dying Detective that I was quoting last night-GAY.
  
• 02:47:13: @captainsharmie http://bit.ly/SNAPS (<-? LOL) is porn that I didn't expect to like as much as I did--hysteria machine, nuff said.
  
• 02:48:19: @captainsharmie http://bit.ly/AdvenDying There is so much love in this one. Reads like a fanfic, I kid you not.
  
• 02:52:51: @captainsharmie bit.ly/4IR86m = W/m -> H/W--m is a book char described as having a "dramatic introduction to H". Yea-uh. H natch v. jealous.
  
• 02:54:27: @captainsharmie If you could decipher the last, LOL. I'm dying to see it again bc my brain wants to fic movie!verse really hard.
  
• 02:54:56: @deepestsilence Glad, bb. Just popped into my head whilst I was picking a popcorn fleck out of my horrid, horrid teeth.
  
• 03:17:16: @deepestsilence Excellent. I was just about to contact Mrs. Hudson to inquire if you'd communicated re: your involvement in the matter.
  
• 03:25:21: @deepestsilence What manner of intrusion into our lives will they divine next? No matter, you're here now.
  
• 03:26:46: @deepestsilence When you get a picture of the overall situation re: the Schurston girl, we shall confer. I have a preliminary deduction,
  
• 03:27:50: @deepestsilence but will await your input and notes before proceeding. It appears the most nefarious of the possibilities may be correct.
  
• 03:34:01: @deepestsilence It is clear that the girl orchestrated the telegram about her sickly mother to be sent by the Forester chap, and that she
  
• 03:34:25: @deepestsilence was planning to join him in London, but have you any evidence suggesting she intended to follow him on the Egypt trip?
  
• 03:37:16: @deepestsilence Ah. My allowing of others to handle my funds proves my disadvantage once again, John, as I admit I overlooked that point.
  
• 03:37:39: @deepestsilence By Jove, Watson. Just reexamined the Egypt trip brochure, and whose name graces its pages but one Professor Finknottle!
  
• 03:38:57: @deepestsilence You spent time in Afghanistan, tell me--are there many desert newts on which Gussie could base his myriad lectures?
  
• 03:43:29: @deepestsilence A pity. I know many who would relish his presence on a different continent for long stretches at a time.
  
• 03:56:13: @deepestsilence Strange. Also, I sent you a deduction presuming your investigation was completed--I now wish I could rescind it.
  
• 03:59:05: @deepestsilence What's it telling you? One of my FB friends was having difficulty as well.
  
• 04:02:52: @deepestsilence Weird. I had mine closed because it doesn't like to update with your stuff if I've got it open, and it popped back open fine
  
• 04:21:44: @deepestsilence Try another browser?
  
• 04:32:59: @deepestsilence My emails report that you accepted, but then sent another. I think it's because we were wrong on the last item.
  
• 04:36:39: @deepestsilence Did you manage to talk to the lady of the house, Watson? I'm not seeing anything pertaining to that in your casebook.
  
• 04:39:10: @deepestsilence If she expected a visit from her daughter, for one. That should tell us if she planned to come home or continue elsewhere.
  
• 04:39:34: @deepestsilence (Do you actually get to ask questions? I've never had an interrogation, just finding evidence in empty rooms.)
  
• 04:41:56: @deepestsilence Do we know how far along she was in her stay at Bath? If each party thought her at the other place, could well go abroad.
  
• 04:43:20: @deepestsilence Also, out of my own morbid curiosity, see if you can use your medical wisdom to pry into the nature of her ailment.
  
• 04:43:39: @deepestsilence You never know what might be relevant to this or future endeavors.
  
• 04:46:21: @deepestsilence A pity I can't be present for this interview, Watson. I seem to think I'd find her rather engaging.
  
• 04:49:19: @deepestsilence Perhaps something relating to the brother? I don't recall her ever being interviewed on that matter.
  
• 04:51:52: @deepestsilence A pity. I would have relished the look on Lestrade's face when I presented him with summary closings on two cases at once.
  
• 04:53:49: @deepestsilence Unaware, I presume? The same as with her writings to our mysterious Mr. Forester?
  
• 05:00:32: @deepestsilence I had faith that you would prevail, my friend. Hand them here, and mind not to touch the experiment on the side table--
  
• 05:00:54: @deepestsilence it's rather toxic and I'd much like you unharmed when I finish my perusal.
  
• 05:06:35: @deepestsilence Ah. Yes. Still quite sorry about that suit, my Watson. I know you favored that color--it was rather fetching on you.
  
• 05:08:17: @deepestsilence Grr. I accepted but it still isn't taking. Are we still wrong? Did you accept the one I sent; was that wrong too?
  
• 05:08:37: @deepestsilence Because that means we've been through all the choices for the third item.
  
• 05:10:38: @deepestsilence WTFITS. We've gotten it right with "return home" as the third (can't move any of them), which I know I put in ages ago
  
• 05:11:12: @deepestsilence I mean, I assume that means we got it right. I'm unable to shift any of the options.
  
• 05:16:06: Reward video for Ch2 of the Sherlock Holmes tie-in net game? *flails* OMFG AWESOME. This is the coolest movie webshit evar.
  
• 05:16:54: @deepestsilence Evidence first, Watson. Two dead girls in a short time, while regrettable, are not connected until the facts indicate such.
  
• 05:17:17: @deepestsilence Do you wish to continue our investigation tonight or retire for the evening, John?
  
• 05:24:07: @deepestsilence Oh, yes. With a fellow medical man, if I recall correctly. Inquire on my behalf into any breakthroughs on the use of silver
  
• 05:24:16: @deepestsilence nitrate in ophthalmologic work. I find it a fascinating compound myself.
  
• 05:25:45: @deepestsilence Naturally, my dearest John. Proceed before me; these chemicals mustn't be left out all night--some were rather expensive.
  
• 05:26:02: @deepestsilence I'll join you in your chambers momentarily.
  
• 05:32:44: @deepestsilence I fear that Lestrade may be on our heels tomorrow as well, and it would hardly do for Mrs. Hudson to grant him entry with us
  
• 05:33:10: @deepestsilence playing the layabout, but nor would it do for the same while the house is filled with noxious fumes, wouldn’t you agree?
  
• 05:39:18: @deepestsilence That woman is far too good to us. It's often I begin to suspect her tolerance of our--my--behavior is a result of her
  
• 05:40:23: @deepestsilence possessing certain knowledge about our partnership we might not otherwise want disclosed. She's far more perceptive than she
  
• 05:41:36: @deepestsilence is often given credit for, I find.
  
• 05:41:52: @deepestsilence Anyway, off to bed with you. I shall make up to you every minute my head is not on the pillow neighboring yours. *eyeglint*
  
• 05:45:36: @deepestsilence Dead, dead or just battery dead?
  
• 05:48:40: @deepestsilence So just as good as. Is it a weird charger? I thought one of the old ones you had was miniUSB.
  
• 05:50:45: @deepestsilence Also, I totally wish we had found this before seeing the movie. We know too much now. It's hard to play it like we don't.
  
• 06:06:55: @deepestsilence RACHEL, CONAN DOYLE AND OSCAR WILDE WERE BFFs. (Or, you know, met and liked each other.) SO GAY. http://bit.ly/8m18g0
  
• 06:13:27: @deepestsilence You did, dear heart, you did. Still nothing re: actual gay (only on page 2 of 4 but seems they only met the once?).
  
• 06:17:34: @deepestsilence Ooh. Cool. GOD DAMN I LOVE THIS FANDOM. That is all. Also, I was *so* tired and then we solved the case and now I'm not. :(
  
• 06:22:30: @deepestsilence LOL, this. If my headache would go away, it'd be glorious. Srsly, people have been tromping on the floor upstairs all night.
  
• 06:25:25: @deepestsilence Oo Me too! Slamming like car door, or slamming like car body into another car?
  
• 06:27:35: Doyle's “The Red-Headed League" takes place on a court right off of Fleet Street. Haircuts, anyone?
  
• 06:29:23: @deepestsilence Seriously, how perfect is it that the one where the title is about hair has that setting?
  
• 06:29:43: @deepestsilence That's good. Wager you'd know it if it were a destructive slamming. Not a good neighborhood?
  
• 19:21:07: @deepestsilence Do you remember Dr. Clarence being mentioned in the case? Like I said, wish we'd done this before movie, as obvs who he is,
  
• 19:21:25: @deepestsilence but I don't recall his name popping up--maybe the sick mom's doctor or something?
  
• 19:44:36: @deepestsilence If you happen to lay hands upon a copy of Miles Judd's letter to the papers, I should like a chance to read it, my good man.
  
• 21:25:46: Read a bunch of Harry Potter fic today. God, I love that universe, even if not always what JKR did within it.
  
• 21:51:21: Now watching the Big Bang Theory with Summer Glau. LOLOLOLOL. I've never watched this show regularly, but methinks that is a mistake.
  
• 21:59:52: @Grandpa_Jones Was there 1 where the person knew? Always surprised when ppl fall for it bc there are similar shows everywhere.
  
• 22:02:25: Sister just got home from Sherlock Holmes with an expression similar to mine. Will have to pull out those fic recs again for her.
  
• 22:15:33: Did Yahoo just seriously force me into this overblown, takes too long to load, way more than I want in email inbox format? *grumbles*
  
• 22:16:29: Been fighting it by staying as "classic" forever, even as they slowly added cumbersome features to morph it fancier. Blech.
  
• 22:17:26: Ha, nope. Can still switch back. This isn't the first time they've switched me and tried to be all "Look, how neat!" Do not want, guys.
  
• 22:36:41: @captainsharmie Wow. And I thought my creeping on 1300 was crazy. (Admittedly, I only started using it in September or so.)
  
• 22:45:06: @captainsharmie SO. JEALOUS. I want a computerjob. Because as it is, I'm spending too much time on the computer and not making any money.
  

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