From Twitter 12-03-2009

• 01:26:23: "If you find a baby in the toilet, the baby must be removed immediately." No Fucking Duh. "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC is stupid.
  
• 10:16:49: Starting to see the point of the folks theorizing that future us's are sabotaging the large hadron collider to prevent the zombipocalypse.
  
• 10:24:52: I hate that the New England Journal of Medicine has become all "OMGreform! ONOES, what do we do?!" instead of actual medicine.
  
• 12:41:51: @Grandpa_Jones Oh, man. I really hope everything's okay. I know I'd freak if something like that happened with my little sister.
  
• 16:51:52: RT @JudgeDonnelly: I'm sending that senator flowers RT @maddow: NY Sen. Diane Savino gave a great, great floor speech on same-sex marria ...
  
• 16:54:44: @Grandpa_Jones I've only seen The Soup 1x, & that's what they did. I know my roommate DVRs it, so I'll have to see how often it happens, LOL
  
• 17:14:32: Lab final in biochem was not hard. Evidently, it was. Just brought me down from 89 to 83. Fuck. Don't think I can get an A now. Srsly, fuck.
  
• 19:29:22: Seems I may actually be pushing a 92% in biochem when legitimately calculated; his grades online still follow no logical arithmetic basis.
  
• 19:31:25: @deepestsilence Because sarcophagi sex is AWESOME. Self, you're Not. Allowed. To. Play. Until. After. Orgotestoffuckingdoom. Got it?
  
• 19:36:37: @deepestsilence Yeah. I mean, you're supposed to take breaks, right? ;)
  
• 22:19:16: RT @chloecockburn: wowza. Google builds search engine for caselaw. amazing!! http://googleblog.blogspot.com/2009/11/finding-laws-that-go ...
  

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