From Twitter 11-30-2009

• 10:12:46: Was playing The Sims last pm. Natch, just tried to speed up my organic chemistry professor by hitting the '3' button on my laptop. LOLOLOLOL
  
• 10:28:21: Keyboard stuck; accidentally typed "formation of epoxxxides". If only chemistry were really that exciting: the chemical formation of porn.
  
• 10:57:21: @deepestsilence I sneezed twice this morning. Grrr.
  
• 10:59:46: @deepestsilence Indeed I did. Your animals did also, this morning, which was kind of lolarious. They wanted back in really hard.
  
• 11:02:24: @deepestsilence Not loudly--stuck my ear to the door to see if you were awake when the dog was having a fit trying to get back in your room.
  
• 11:04:37: @deepestsilence ENTERTAIN ME, PLEASE. Bored. Internets are not amusing atm. SEND PORN NOW.
  
• 11:04:58: FYI, to anyone else that happens to be following, I don't mean actual porn. This is a joke. More or less.
  
• 11:05:34: RT @ontd_startrek: Science Trek!: This out-of-this-world program explores the intersection of science fiction and science fact. Tuesda.. ...
  
• 11:07:47: @deepestsilence Ooh, indeed. Also, did you see my last retweet thar? PROGRAM DVR NAO.
  
• 11:15:27: @deepestsilence It's airing on the broadcast Ozarks PBS, so we sure as hell better.
  
• 11:16:09: @deepestsilence Yeah, checked the listings. We've got it. 7pm tomorrow.
  
• 11:24:34: . . . there is now a sex toy place following me on Twitter. Ooookay.
  
• 11:56:25: Oh, my motherloving blood sugar. What the shit is this shit? Have to go up three flights of stairs in a minute. If I die, this was why.
  
• 12:04:49: May actually have had a lab due today. Shit. This is like the third in a row that I haven't had ready when it was due. FML.
  
• 12:33:56: Made a 14 sec call since I charged my phone Thu night, maybe fooled with the settings for 5min yesterday. Why is its battery dying? Fail.
  
• 16:25:40: 1st lab canceled, so took a nap. Not used to being able to nap on Mon afternoons. After this test, going to take another. Take that, Monday.
  
• 20:17:28: RSL's hand gestures of weird are hil-freaking-arious. #House
  
• 20:18:06: "Seems to be what I'm *attracted to*?" Yea-uh, Wilson. That's right. Attracted. #House
  
• 20:19:07: Ha, German porn! I wondered where RSL got that example for his interview: http://bit.ly/8a9qRe #House
  
• 20:21:08: They should get JMo's name off the credits. It's just giving fuel to the incessant speculation about when/how/if she'll come back. #House
  
• 20:23:32: "I'm stalking you for you." #House. Too much love.
  
• 20:26:46: AWW. Wilson is the best doctor ever. He cares about his patients. That's so cute. Still not the diagnostician #House is, but almost as good.
  
• 20:49:58: @GeonnCannon Ooh, so glad they didn't blow it in my broadcast! (Uh oh, just remembered I'm on time delay thanks to DVR! *crosses fingers*)
  
• 21:01:14: Bonnie *has* to think that the reason Wilson divorced her was because he was gay for #House now.
  
• 21:02:10: BEST #HOUSE EPISODE EVER. Or maybe just lately. EPIC.
  
• 21:46:13: Saw an ad for Human Target on Fox in Jan. The pilot has my cylon girlfriend in it and is scored by McCreary, so I'm in, at least for ep1.
  

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