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commotiocordis ([personal profile] commotiocordis) wrote2007-07-30 05:59 am
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This makes me lolololol. Private MI? Wouldn't you rather have a very public MI? I mean, yes, possibly the embarrassment factor could be high, but also the greater chance of there being a doctor/someone who knows CPR around factor would be high, thus tilting it over into the YESPLZ column.

I have no idea what it really is, and I don't care to find out, really. Twas above my email in that ad bar they've always got up there. It also said something about "completely cancellable". LOL, if only. We'd then put most of the cardiologists out of business.
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[identity profile] finding-jay.livejournal.com 2007-07-30 11:08 am (UTC)(link)
What's an MI?

[identity profile] crashcart9.livejournal.com 2007-07-30 11:20 am (UTC)(link)
Myocardial Infarction. Heart attack.

And your icon is disturbing, LOL. Hilariously so.

[identity profile] finding-jay.livejournal.com 2007-07-30 11:23 am (UTC)(link)
... a private one, eh? Maybe they mean Medical Imager? Medical Insurance? Mysterious Internet?

[identity profile] chaosity.livejournal.com 2007-07-30 11:32 am (UTC)(link)
I WANT A PRIVATE MYSTERIOUS INTERNET.

[identity profile] crashcart9.livejournal.com 2007-07-30 11:48 am (UTC)(link)
ME TOO. THOUGH RIGHT NOW I'D RATHER MINE NOT BE SO MYSTERIOUS WHORETASTIC.

(Hee, I almost forgot that I had to do something inside the carrotybracketty things to make it stricken out. I just had , LOL.)

[identity profile] crashcart9.livejournal.com 2007-07-30 11:37 am (UTC)(link)
Mysterious internet is right. For example, there's the mystery of why Yahoo keeps deleting my email filters and sending my LJ comments to my inbox instead of their own special folder.

It gave me the impression of money, though, the cancellable bit. Insurance, credit card, some type of account, something like that, I'd wager.

[identity profile] chaosity.livejournal.com 2007-07-30 11:34 am (UTC)(link)
LOLOL. They should add "for suicidals" on the end. Because... yeah. A private heart attack doesn't make sense at all.

But I do like the sound of a cancellable heart attack...

[identity profile] crashcart9.livejournal.com 2007-07-30 11:52 am (UTC)(link)
A private heart attack doesn't make sense at all.

Cept like everybody refuses to believe they're having a heart attack, so it ends up being private half the time anyway. It did for my aunt. She just didn't wake up. That's the best way for it, though, no?

But I do like the sound of a cancellable heart attack...

A million cardiologists are all screaming for their lawyers at this very second.
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