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[commotiocordis]

Dear Ms. Tena.

If you make out with one (or more) of the girls in one (or both) of the next two Harry Potter movies, I'll send you 10 real American dollars by post. With box large enough for return post of self.

Love, Alexandria. And Sam.

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[veils.livejournal.com]

lol add my name to that letter.

[chaosity.livejournal.com]

I HAVE A LETTER OF MY OWN.

Dear Ms. Tena. Tonks

Please come to my house, trip on my coat stand, and then sex me. I don't have much to offer except a sex drive that will not cease in your presence. And lots of inappropriate touching and cuddling.

Love, Cathryn.

PS. I'LL SEND YOU 26 REAL AUSTRALIAN DOLLARS, 1 DOLLAR AND 20 CENTS IN CANADIAN DOLLARS, 25 CENTS IN AMERICAN DOLLARS, ONE BRITISH POUND, AND 70 REAL NEW ZEALAND DOLLARS. PLUS RANDOM FOREIGN CHANGE.