Troll.

[commotiocordis]

This person just randomly Yahoo IM'd me at 2:30 in the morning. Fucking troll. He's just ignoring me now. I'm going to email the mod of the group he got my name from, report that he's harassing people.
Notice the horrible grammar, spelling, and utter lack of punctuation. Honestly, I'm glad this person is not a writer.


jeremycrawfordj2000: hello.
CrashCart9: Who is this?
jeremycrawfordj2000: jeremy crawford i was just wondering if you write fanfiction.
CrashCart9: I surmised that you were Jeremy Crawford from your user name. I was really wondering more how you got my name.
jeremycrawfordj2000: SlashOnTheStarshipEnterprise group.
CrashCart9: Ahh. Yes, I do write fanfiction from time to time, but nothing regularly and rarely Star Trek anymore.
jeremycrawfordj2000: what do you write.
CrashCart9: House, MD mostly. All my stuff is femslash.
jeremycrawfordj2000: i was looking for soemone to write a fic.
CrashCart9: Ahh. Sorry, but not going to be me. I've got so much I've started and not finished I can't really afford to take on another. Plus, honestly, I'm not very good. Everything I write is basically to improve my skills.
jeremycrawfordj2000: please i can't find no one to write a fic.
CrashCart9: Write it yourself. That's how I got started writing; there were no stories in my chosen pairing in a fandom, so I had to make do with whatever I could write myself.
jeremycrawfordj2000: i aqm not a writer i am a reader.
jeremycrawfordj2000: please i am begging you.
CrashCart9: I was a reader too. Everyone's a reader until they're not. Try it.
jeremycrawfordj2000: please will you do it.
jeremycrawfordj2000: pleaseeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
CrashCart9: You haven't even given me any specifics. What kind of story? I don't write anything longer than a page or so, and I may not like the pairing or idea you desire.
jeremycrawfordj2000: a joyce/tara nc-17 fic from buffy.
CrashCart9: Okay, so let's go through the reasons I won't write this. A: I don't do nc-17 B: I've never written Buffy C: When I do read Buffy, it's a few choice pairings, none of which is this D: I don't even know who the character Joyce is
CrashCart9: You got my name from Slash on the Starship Enterprise. What makes you think I'd have any interest in doing a Buffy fic?
jeremycrawfordj2000: ASSHOLE YOU ARE A LYING BITCH YOU L-)
CrashCart9: Okay, now you're just pissing me off. I have not lied to you. I have never written an NC-17 fic. I have never watched Buffy. I have never written Buffy. Any Buffy experience I have is from reading fics my friend Katie has sent along to me. Most of which are Buffy/Willow. I've never heard of Joyce.
CrashCart9: You approach me with some random request, begging me to write a story for you, and I try to be as polite as I can and say no, and you curse at me.
CrashCart9: I will warn you now that I am going to report you to the mod/s of Slashonthestarshipenterprise, and tell them that you are harassing people whose names are on that list.
CrashCart9: With Livejournal and Yahoo groups combined, I'm in about 70 different groups. If you contact me again, I will post your name on all my groups under the heading TROLL.


I'm now going to have to stay up even later, as it's already 2:38 because I haven't done my math homework (back to school and on the first day!) and I need to get this loser kicked off the list. If I wait, I'll forget.

Comments

[finding-jay.livejournal.com]

YEAH YOU LIE BECAUSE YOU ARE IN A STARSHIP ENTERPRISE GROUP SO YOU SHOULD WRITE BUFFY FANFICTION DUUUH

(What an ass.)

[crashcart9.livejournal.com]

Amen.

[ajmckay.livejournal.com]

First off, you don't know me and I really don't know you, but I offer you thanks for posting this and leaving it as an open post. Last night I received an IM on Yahoo from jeremycrawfordj2000 and not knowing who it was I did a Yahoo search on his name and your journal came up where I saw this entry. Finding out he was a troll the sane thing was to just put him on my ignore list, but I wanted know where he got my Yahoo ID from, so I proceeded to act dumb long enough to figure he wanted me to write Smallville fan fiction (we hadn't moved into any certain pairing) and that he'd found me from a Yahoo Group I own for Harry Potter. I then proceeded to pretty much let out that I knew exactly who he was and he'd be banned from my HP Yahoo Group. He seems to like to call people on ASSHOLE (in an upper-caps frenzy mode) before not speaking to them again. Later, I was relating these events to a friend I was chatting with and she told me he'd hit her up to write femslash for Buffy after discovering her off a fandom forum. I guess that's his MO is to ask for strange femslash pairings in WB fandoms after finding out from my friend that other forum members had been bothered by the same person in the same way. *shrugs* I can't believe this guy is still doing this after a year (possibly more) and it makes me wonder at his motive. Is he trying to see how many people will actually write the story he wants or is he trying to get people to agree and then give them some disgusting scenario between the characters to piss the people off? Or maybe s/he's (because in the end can we prove this person is male) just an attention whore who wants to see his fame as a well-known troll.

Anyway, if you hadn't posted this I wouldn't have went in prepared. Not really a big deal, but it's nice to be able to find out this information before dealing with the actual troll.

[crashcart9.livejournal.com]

Thank you for banning this idiot. I can't believe that this guy has been doing that for more than a year and hasn't been just blanket banned from groups.
I purposely left that post open just for this purpose. I'm glad it helped.

[bookslibretti.livejournal.com]

Hi, I've just found this entry through Googling his name, too. He found me through a Harry Potter Yahoo group I joined about five years ago, and he's asking me to write something about Batman.

I just don't understand.

BTW

[franzeska]

I couldn't resist: I've created a community.