commotiocordis | (no subject)

Because one of my RL friends took and posted his results to this (and I didn't know there was a 2.0 version), why not.

Your Ultimate Purity Test 2.0 Score Is...
	Your Score:	Average For All Users	Average For All ( total)
Dating	53.85%	34.33%	Flirts mildly, then runs away
Self-Lovin'	54.55%	60.72%	Master of your domain
Shamelessness	93.55%	77.29%	Has yet to see self in mirror
Sex Drive	95.24%	75.01%	Monks are envious
Straightness	83.33%	39.25%	Just go fuck something, okay?
Gayness	81.48%	77.75%	Repressed, are we?
Fucking Sick	88.78%	89.72%	Refreshingly normal
Dominant	100%	86.5%	Afraid to cross at "Don't Walk" signs
Submissive	100%	86.81%	Submits to no one... almost
Total Score	85.17%	73.6%
Take The Ultimate Purity Test 2.0 and see how you match up! (By The Ferrett)

HAHAHA, the second one. In my defense, most of those were about fantasy. And I like to fall in love with fiction.

I'm still pretty boring. In fact, I'm willing to bet that since I took the last version . . . sophmore year of high school, nothing's changed. Ahh, college and your untold chances to broaden one's horizons. I have apparently yet to take advantage of any of them.

Your Ultimate Purity Test 2.0 Score Is...
	Your Score:	Average For All Users	Average For All Bisexual Liberal Married Pink-Skinned Females (228 total)
Dating	26.92%	34.33%	17.14%	Dated seriously
Self-Lovin'	57.58%	60.71%	43.35%	Master of your domain
Shamelessness	66.13%	77.29%	56.13%	It takes a couple of drinks
Sex Drive	80.95%	75%	53.77%	Monks are envious
Straightness	16.67%	39.25%	8.33%	Knows the other body type like a map
Gayness	29.63%	77.74%	36.84%	At least one weekend of ecstasy
Dominant	78.33%	86.5%	71.44%	Afraid to cross at "Don't Walk" signs
Submissive	77.78%	86.8%	65.05%	Submits to no one... almost
Fucking Sick	79.59%	89.71%	76.06%	Refreshingly normal
Total Score	60.84%	73.59%	52.13%
Take The Ultimate Purity Test 2.0 and see how you match up! (By The Ferrett)