commotiocordis | (no subject)

Found out my ex-girlfriend's mum is bi. She said her mum said that if she and the guy she was dating didn't work out, she'd swear off men and go back to dating women. She married that guy though. Too bad, that would be really cool. Sadie said that she always hoped that her mum and this one female family friend would get together. So then, our whole lunch table started talking about how cool it would be to have gay parents. But two dads, I don't know about that. You'd have to like, send them to buy your tampons and stuff.