And then, that godawful "HAHA NO PERIOD FOR YOU THIS MONTH... OR THIS ONE..." happened and I was like "OMFGZ I'M WITH CHILD!"
Aww. Cute. I used to wonder if it was possible for a female to have sperm inside her, like for her to be making it herself due to some fluke, and be getting pregnant each month and then just losing the baby because it couldn't survive the DNA flaws. But that wasn't really me thinking that I had that so much as me thinking "Man, that would be cool if. . ." I thought about odd things.
DD?
I'm never sure. That sounds right, and then there's DDD, but there's also E. How does that work? Odd. Not that I'll ever have to worry about it, though.
Instead I used to wake up through the night or morning with excruciating cramps in my calf muscles. Like, as if someone was pinching the muscle with a pair of pliers.
Oh, hell. I didn't know those could be hormone related. Could explain why I tend to get them, now that I'm thinking about it, at certain times in my cycle. If those get worse, I'm going to be pissed. They're pretty rare now, but I remember the first time I had one a few months ago and I thought I was dying of DVT or something, gods know I spend enough time sitting down between school and computer and tv and such. So that wouldn't be fun. DVT clot breaks away to cause a pulmonary embolism? I'm not a fan.
The doctor said it could also be my magnesium (?) levels screwing with the muscle
Yeah, that's what I figured mine was. High sodium intake lately can also do it, I believe. But it could be connected with dumb hormones. Makes sense.
I still stay away from tampons though. I'm so paranoid about it falling out or that I'm gonna die from Toxic Shock Syndrome or sumfink.
Really? I used them from day one. It's what my mum uses, so I figure that's why. But I'm probably the person most likely to get TSS because I use such big ones. They're always "Use the smallest size that will work," and I'm all "Okay, the smallest size that will get me through an entire day of school is two super plusses in at once." Which is probably badbadbad. But I still have to use a little pad or pantyliner or something because that doesn't even always do it, sadly. I'm all screwed up. I hate it.
Yeah, it pretty much really is TMI, isn't it?
Aww. Cute. I used to wonder if it was possible for a female to have sperm inside her, like for her to be making it herself due to some fluke, and be getting pregnant each month and then just losing the baby because it couldn't survive the DNA flaws. But that wasn't really me thinking that I had that so much as me thinking "Man, that would be cool if. . ." I thought about odd things.
DD?
I'm never sure. That sounds right, and then there's DDD, but there's also E. How does that work? Odd. Not that I'll ever have to worry about it, though.
Instead I used to wake up through the night or morning with excruciating cramps in my calf muscles. Like, as if someone was pinching the muscle with a pair of pliers.
Oh, hell. I didn't know those could be hormone related. Could explain why I tend to get them, now that I'm thinking about it, at certain times in my cycle. If those get worse, I'm going to be pissed. They're pretty rare now, but I remember the first time I had one a few months ago and I thought I was dying of DVT or something, gods know I spend enough time sitting down between school and computer and tv and such. So that wouldn't be fun. DVT clot breaks away to cause a pulmonary embolism? I'm not a fan.
The doctor said it could also be my magnesium (?) levels screwing with the muscle
Yeah, that's what I figured mine was. High sodium intake lately can also do it, I believe. But it could be connected with dumb hormones. Makes sense.
I still stay away from tampons though. I'm so paranoid about it falling out or that I'm gonna die from Toxic Shock Syndrome or sumfink.
Really? I used them from day one. It's what my mum uses, so I figure that's why. But I'm probably the person most likely to get TSS because I use such big ones. They're always "Use the smallest size that will work," and I'm all "Okay, the smallest size that will get me through an entire day of school is two super plusses in at once." Which is probably badbadbad. But I still have to use a little pad or pantyliner or something because that doesn't even always do it, sadly. I'm all screwed up. I hate it.