From Twitter 11-22-2009

[commotiocordis]

• 04:20:20: There comes a time, after your 2nd (completely sober) faceplant of the evening, when it is apparent that you should just give up on life.
  
• 04:43:52: Beautiful people on "Mr & Mrs Smith", you make my sexual orientation all confusified! I wish to marry Brangelina & help raise their babies.
  
• 16:38:38: CBS, are you getting Law and Order in my NFL? I swear (and @deepestsilence confirms) the doink-doink just played after a flag on the play.
  
• 18:00:06: "Great effort by Prater to pop the ball up in the air." For serious, that was an accident. Don't lie, Broncos, he blew the kick.
  
• 19:25:53: Who's announcing the Cincinnati/Oakland game? One of them sounds oddly like Obama, LOLOL.
  
• 19:27:28: RT @SaraHess: So today's lesson for the Raiders is clearly: draft more Polish dudes.
  
• 19:30:10: @McCainBlogette All parties can agree heath care in the US is ailing. What would be in your dream health care bill?
  

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