To be fair, she was kinda not very clear about the breaking up with me.

Yeah? That makes more sense, then. I don't think she realized that, and I apologize on her behalf.

I did give you one of those, right?

You did. It made me laugh. And lol, there's a story about that. It stayed in my bag for a while. Until I had to disown it. Because it fell out. At church. There was all kinds of conundrum happening there. I was like "Do I try to slide it back over to me before anybody notices and risk getting caught with it, or do I just ignore it and pretend it's not mine?" I think the only other person it could have feasibly belonged to from where it was was either my mother or a nun, though, so the latter, which I did, probably wasn't the best choice.