ext_150055 ([identity profile] chaosity.livejournal.com) wrote in [personal profile] commotiocordis 2007-07-26 09:04 am (UTC)

I HAVE A LETTER OF MY OWN.

Dear Ms. Tena. Tonks

Please come to my house, trip on my coat stand, and then sex me. I don't have much to offer except a sex drive that will not cease in your presence. And lots of inappropriate touching and cuddling.

Love, Cathryn.

PS. I'LL SEND YOU 26 REAL AUSTRALIAN DOLLARS, 1 DOLLAR AND 20 CENTS IN CANADIAN DOLLARS, 25 CENTS IN AMERICAN DOLLARS, ONE BRITISH POUND, AND 70 REAL NEW ZEALAND DOLLARS. PLUS RANDOM FOREIGN CHANGE.

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