I was a little confused at first, too, but when you said you're as white as they come I guessed the Urban League thingy was for black people. Your white comment is what set off the lols, because I suddenly pictured you in the middle of a crowd of black people, trying to be gangsta. And failing. Obviously.

And now I'm reminded of Elliot from Scrubs. And her lesbianness with Heather Graham that time. /random