b) think my family dabbles in wizardry and recently suffered a massive loss of lives and... ears.

LOLOLOLOLOLOL.

And, well, I am. Actually, at first, I went "Well, we could just pretend we lived in the city," and my mum's all "No, they mean black people." What is that? I mean, doesn't it seem like false advertising? What about all the white people that live in urban places? I was confused.