Her cleavage is rather distracting. *stares dreamily into space*

*stares dreamily at your icon* LOL, and I didn't even really notice I was doing it until I realized that I'd tilted my head to the left to look down her shirt straight on.

And I thought so. That's the funniest of the three HP ones that that author has done, but if you hit up her "Parody" tag, you can find the rest.