I read a Hermione/Tonks (or was it Ginny/Tonks...)

IF IT'S THE SAME ONE I'M THINKING OF, IT WAS HERMIONE/GINNY/TONKS. And there was indeed secks.

Then I started wondering if Tonks would give herself some testes with that penis, and if she would ejaculate and all that

And if maybe she could make babies that way, because in the end, a gamete's a gamete whether it becomes sperm or egg Me too.

I just remembered the whole winking/tripping thing she did in Grimmauld place.

Sigh indeed. The tripping is what makes her teh cuteness, you know? I mean, she's hot and a cool character, but the cute comes a lot from the clumsy.

If you want I could chuck them all in a file and send them your way.

That would be lovely, if you wanted to spare me the trouble of sorting through it myself!