I would never ever ever be a dentist. I wouldn't like to be universally hated or feared. Also because I have no interest in the profession.

Lololol, iawtc. I personally find porn weird, but I still don't see the point of buying it if you have internet access.

I never used to be able to sleep on the nights before my birthday. Now I sleep until like, 12pm.
I wrote your birthday on a post-it! It's next to my computer. Because...because. Because. I'll stop talking.