Oh, dear. That's some bold bird right there. You'd think that it could get enough to eat simply by picking up the copious amounts of food people drop on the ground at places like that. Therefore, I must conclude that as it thought itself too good for eating off the ground, that is indeed a bastard bird.

And cookies def. don't make up for cinnamon breadsticks. Nowhere close. I can't believe it actually left marks, though. That's just cruel.