How about you stop working on getting rid of the pinky toe and come up with some way to eliminate nasty hormonal fluctuations in teenagers?

Or, you could keep those nasty hormonal fluctuations and find a way to make sex avaliable to us, so they're more awesome than nasty. Actually, an on/off button would be a big help. Thank you Mr. Evolution sir.

It wasn't worth it to try to suck it out of my jeans.

LOL. Naughty thoughts, naughty thoughts. *handslap*
FUCKIT I NEED TO GET LAID.
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