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 Dear Livejournal.

My uterus has sharp teeth and is attempting to devour itself.

That is all.

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This girl in my class right now?  She's being uber combative about how the teacher didn't pass back one of our assignments.  All "I passed it in with them.  *looks to girl next to her*  You know I did it, I was here!"  Etc.  It's annoying.  Because guess what.  You're just sounding guilty, chickyface.