Why do people suck? Because things taste good. Why has your life been crappy? Too much fruit. Why do people stab you in the back? Because if they do it in your chest, boobs get in the way and you might see it coming and be able to do something to prevent it.
Since I can't give you a hug, the best I can do is make lame jokes to try to cheer you up a little.
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Why do people suck? Because things taste good.
Why has your life been crappy? Too much fruit.
Why do people stab you in the back? Because if they do it in your chest, boobs get in the way and you might see it coming and be able to do something to prevent it.
Since I can't give you a hug, the best I can do is make lame jokes to try to cheer you up a little.