Omg. I keep getting text messages from a video library in Bendigo reminding me of overdue rentals. Bendigo is like three hours away and I've never been there IN MY LIFE. Okay, not exactly the same thing, but still, it's weird how easy it is for them to get it wrong. And yeah, what happened to the days when you had little paper cards and little pockets in the backs of books and date stamps and stuff that COULDN'T get fucked up by a computer?!