commonly leads to a decrease in the size of the penis, sexual confusion and homosexuality
At first I thought that said "leads to penis confusion" and thought it was the funniest thing I'd heard all night. Then I read it properly and the real thing was somewhat less amusing.
Homosexuals often argue that their homosexuality is inborn because "I can't remember a time when I wasn't homosexual." No, homosexuality is always deviant.
Um, WTF idiot? I heard on the radio in the car once that homosexuality is, in fact, something you're born with. Like, a chemical or hormonal imbalance or something like that. It's a case of nature, not nurture. I mean, let's go ask my uncle (who's as gay as they come. And I don't mean to be rude or anything. I love him to pieces). He'll tell you he wasn't raised on soy products.
but avoid tofu.
LOL at this. I don't know why. I just laughed. I got this odd mental picture of a big evil Tofuzilla on a quest to homosexualize the planet. Or... something. I have a cold, kthnx.
This article was... weird. I mean, did this guy have a bad run-in with soy as a child? Did his mother let the tofu ride in the front seat and not him? Or is he having trouble breaking out of the closet?
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At first I thought that said "leads to penis confusion" and thought it was the funniest thing I'd heard all night. Then I read it properly and the real thing was somewhat less amusing.
Homosexuals often argue that their homosexuality is inborn because "I can't remember a time when I wasn't homosexual." No, homosexuality is always deviant.
Um, WTF idiot? I heard on the radio in the car once that homosexuality is, in fact, something you're born with. Like, a chemical or hormonal imbalance or something like that. It's a case of nature, not nurture. I mean, let's go ask my uncle (who's as gay as they come. And I don't mean to be rude or anything. I love him to pieces). He'll tell you he wasn't raised on soy products.
but avoid tofu.
LOL at this. I don't know why. I just laughed. I got this odd mental picture of a big evil Tofuzilla on a quest to homosexualize the planet. Or... something. I have a cold, kthnx.
This article was... weird. I mean, did this guy have a bad run-in with soy as a child? Did his mother let the tofu ride in the front seat and not him? Or is he having trouble breaking out of the closet?
Odd.