And I get all "What? Is this a crush?" and then I get all terrified because nine times out of ten the object of said admiration-infatuations is female, and I'm all "What? Me? Gay?".

Yup. Me too.

I do so LOVE the 'OMG do me now!' flutterpang.

That's a fun one. I hadn't had the flutterpangs for anybody real (I get OMGCUDDYflutterpangs all the time, XD) in a long time, so it was nice to see that I still can sort of feel for a real person.

And she touched your arm! If it were me my brain would warp the situation/memory so it ended up being a suggestive touch, and I'd totally be having the 'OMG do me now!' flutterpangs.

Yeah, there was quite a bit of that too. Because I was all like "Is she flirting with me? Because that would be fucking amazing!"