"Hello?! Would you leave an ice cream cake in the back seat? What about a bag of diamonds? Because if you do that again, one of two things is going to happen: you're child will practically melt from the heat, or he will get stolen.

I like that. Though it wasn't hot. Which was good, because if it was, I would have gotten the kid to hit the unlock button and broken him out of there.

It did make sense. T'was good.

I hate it when people do that to their dogs, too.

Yup. Fried puppy is bad.