(I totally started replying to this last night, but then my dad comes upstairs and starts yelling at me for walking around upstairs while he was trying to sleep below. But it wasn't me, as I hadn't left the chair for like 3 hours. Grr. That's my story.)

doing the matrix in twenty minutes and stuff like that.

But they do do Shakespeare, do they not? Is it still whole versions, or 20 minute Shakespeare?

And that lesbian thing sounds like a witch hunt to me.

Indeed.